Tabou Posted 25 September 2008 Posted 25 September 2008 Wasn't that supposed to be in the Quote field!?!? Damn you bloody NHS workers! Too much time making a fool of me and not enough time erradicating MRSA! And for all you know, I could be a rentboy. But I'm not cheap.
Guest Posted 25 September 2008 Posted 25 September 2008 I refused to fly from there whilst it had Nottingham in the name.
Guest Posted 25 September 2008 Posted 25 September 2008 I really do hate it when people sing "up the football here we go".
Guest Posted 25 September 2008 Posted 25 September 2008 I already find this thread disturbing. And disappointing. I expected some kind of chewing confectionery infused with illicit substance theme, but I see that I am wrong.
the_bowman Posted 25 September 2008 Posted 25 September 2008 Isn't that how Yorkshire people take ecstasy?
Uncle Monty Posted 25 September 2008 Posted 25 September 2008 i think someone is going to be angry at these threads
Guest Posted 25 September 2008 Posted 25 September 2008 dont they have poison claws? I think that was Grotbags.
lavrentis Posted 25 September 2008 Posted 25 September 2008 A Yorkshireman goes to a funeral parlour and says, 'My wife's just died. I'd like you to make a tombstone for her.' 'Certainly, sir,' says the attendant. 'What would you like as a message on the stone?' 'Just something simple,' says the man. 'Please put: "She were thine".' A few days later he comes and has a look at the tombstone. To his surprise and horror, the epitaph reads: 'She were thin.' 'You've forgot the bloody E!' he cries. The attendant promises to rectify the problem. A week later the tombstone goes up at the head of the grave. It reads: 'Eeh, she were thin.'
Uncle Albert Posted 25 September 2008 Posted 25 September 2008 HIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ...and thats the end.
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