The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Oh Karly Peutrill, I love your shiny locks, Oh Karly Peutrill, You are our hirsute fox, Oh Karly Peutrill, I want EMO hair too. Oh Karly Peutrill, Free that glorious mane, Oh Karly Peutrill, Unless it starts to rain, Oh Karly Peutrill You should advertise shampoooooooo. Oh Karly Peutrill, Your girlfriend must adore, Oh Karly Peutrill, The barnett we can't ignore, Oh Karly Peutrill, If there was a hare as good as your hair it'd be in a zoooooooooooooooo. Oh Karly Peutrill, Here ends my Friday song, Oh Karly Peutrill, Keep your hair real long, Oh Karly Peutrill, I intended on this being a haiku.
Tabou Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 way too much time on your hands James. Oh Karly Peutrill Your hair is so devine At Brighton away, your arse will be mine. Walking on the beach hand in hand, Our clothes in the sand The match itself will be a farce, But afterwards I'll bum your [blank]
Floating Fox Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Oh Karly PeutrillYour hair is so devine At Brighton away, your arse will be mine. Walking on the beach hand in hand, Our clothes in the sand The match itself will be a farce, But afterwards I'll bum your [blank] :laugh: :laugh:
Tabou Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 :laugh: :laugh: That was a better poem than the one I had to do for my English Coursework. I may go back to school and retake it now.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Oh Karly PeutrillYour hair is so devine At Brighton away, your arse will be mine. Walking on the beach hand in hand, Our clothes in the sand The match itself will be a farce, But afterwards I'll bum your [blank]
JakeShingler Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Oh Karly PeutrillYour hair is so devine At Brighton away, your arse will be mine. Walking on the beach hand in hand, Our clothes in the sand The match itself will be a farce, But afterwards I'll bum your [blank] Might be a silly/insulting quesion but are you gay?
Maybes Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Might be a silly/insulting quesion but are you gay? What makes you say that?
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Author Posted 26 September 2008 Might be a silly/insulting quesion but are you gay? You interested? If so, yes, yes I am. Meet me round the back of the bike sheds in 25 minutes. Bring lube and an orange.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 You interested? If so, yes, yes I am. Meet me round the back of the bike sheds in 25 minutes. Bring lube and an orange. You cheap bastard, go to Ann Summers and buy a ballgag like the rest of us!
Tabou Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Might be a silly/insulting quesion but are you gay? Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear? NO DEAR! How VERY dare you! * * Yes.
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Author Posted 26 September 2008 ps How am I going to buy a ballgag for him without word getting round? I'm his teacher for god's sake.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Who dear?Me dear? Gay dear? NO DEAR! How VERY dare you! * * Yes. Textbook. You big gay.
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Author Posted 26 September 2008 Tabou is the only man on earth gayer than Nicky Mohan.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Tabou is the only man on earth gayer than Nicky Mohan. Lest we forget Justin Fashanu so quickly?
Tabou Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Textbook.You big gay. Textbook? TEXTBOOK? I wrote the manual! Haha. But I'm not camp. Nor do I wear makeup, drink Malibu, mince, talk funny, wear women's clothes, or watch Queer as Folk. Infact, I'm straighter than you, Poof!
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Author Posted 26 September 2008 Lest we forget Justin Fashanu so quickly? Sorry, the only man alive gayer than Nicky Mohan.
Floating Fox Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Textbook? TEXTBOOK?I wrote the manual! Haha. But I'm not camp. Nor do I wear makeup, drink Malibu, mince, talk funny, wear women's clothes, or watch Queer as Folk. Infact, I'm straighter than you, Poof! Lies.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Textbook? TEXTBOOK?I wrote the manual! Haha. But I'm not camp. Nor do I wear makeup, drink Malibu, mince, talk funny, wear women's clothes, or watch Queer as Folk. Infact, I'm straighter than you, Poof! Hilariously so. You managed to completely break the stereotype of most gay men - being camp as fook In the closet and butch as cassidy Out! Sorry, the only man alive gayer than Nicky Mohan. Better. Lies. He does cook a mean Spag Bol.
The People's Hero Posted 26 September 2008 Author Posted 26 September 2008 He does cook a mean Spag Bol. Careful. It's laced with poppers.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 Careful. It's laced with poppers. He said they were peppers!
Tabou Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 He said they were peppers! More mince in your walk than my Spag Bol.
General Smuts Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 More mince in your walk than my Spag Bol. More meat in your mouth of a night that your spag bol too.
Tabou Posted 26 September 2008 Posted 26 September 2008 More meat in your mouth of a night that your spag bol too. True. I'm going to hit on you next game you attend. And you JakeShingler!
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