The People's Hero Posted 1 October 2008 Author Posted 1 October 2008 M25? ...and the only M29 I can find mention of... is in Russia. So that might explain why you missed the game Peuterschmidt. You need to get a satnav PDQ.
General Smuts Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 A poor sat nav too. M29? Where the hell is that? M25?...and the only M29 I can find mention of... is in Russia. So that might explain why you missed the game Peuterschmidt. You need to get a satnav PDQ. Yeah i meant the M25. I was quite annoyed at the time to be honest. I went on it again this morning with very little trouble. Im still not a fan. I was told the QQ had a sat nav. I was lied too.
The People's Hero Posted 1 October 2008 Author Posted 1 October 2008 Yeah i meant the M25. I was quite annoyed at the time to be honest. I went on it again this morning with very little trouble. Im still not a fan.I was told the QQ had a sat nav. I was lied too. Listen to you with your NISSAN babble!
Guest Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 If it's any consolation, sat nav would have been useless, as the ground is not on there, the postcode does not exist, and none of the street names are on the system.
General Smuts Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Listen to you with your NISSAN babble! Apologies for the technical mumbo jumbo. 350Z test drive next month. CANNOT WAIT!
General Smuts Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 If it's any consolation, sat nav would have been useless, as the ground is not on there, the postcode does not exist, and none of the street names are on the system. Yeah the first directions i had were to Layer Road. The second to the park and ride which would have been closed by the time i got there ... midway through the second half, had i not turned around and fooked off home.
The People's Hero Posted 1 October 2008 Author Posted 1 October 2008 Apologies for the technical mumbo jumbo. 350Z test drive next month. CANNOT WAIT! I want a go. Why are you test driving one?
General Smuts Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 I want a go.Why are you test driving one? Because i can, and its not a test drive as such its a track day so i think there'll be talks and stuff aswell. But fooked if i care! 350Z!!! And i think i'll get in some GT-R action aswell.
The People's Hero Posted 1 October 2008 Author Posted 1 October 2008 Is the 350Z really good in terms of performance? I've seen a few around and I really like the look of them. How do I get myself involved with this track day?
General Smuts Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 Is the 350Z really good in terms of performance?I've seen a few around and I really like the look of them. How do I get myself involved with this track day? Get a job at Nissan. Its a very very very good car. I would. All night long. Turns out the girl on the phone that i speak to at Sturgess on Welford Road used to go to my college. Same year and everything. Small world.
The People's Hero Posted 1 October 2008 Author Posted 1 October 2008 What job at Nissan could I have then? Make me an offer.
General Smuts Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 What job at Nissan could I have then?Make me an offer. You can be my assistant. Hows your tea bitching skills? How would you respond to requests for Loreal conditioner at 7 in the morning? Any shoe buffing expierience? Will you be drinking on the job?
The People's Hero Posted 1 October 2008 Author Posted 1 October 2008 You can be my assistant.Hows your tea bitching skills? How would you respond to requests for Loreal conditioner at 7 in the morning? Any shoe buffing expierience? Will you be drinking on the job? My tea 'bitching' skills are moderate. I'd be willing to put in the hours to bring these up to scratch however as I have a willingness to learn and something of an obsession with self improvement - especially as regards the important skill sets that Nissan would look for in an employee. My tea 'bitching' began at the age of 6, when I 'bitched' some tea up big time for a then unheard of TommyG - back in the days when he was done as TommyT. Boy did he love his tea. Anyway, that all ended in tears when instead of sugar, I added creatine and he's since become dependent on the stuff. Conditioner requests at 7 in the morning are something of a speciality. I don't use conditioner and I have bags and bags of the stuff purloined from hotels etc and probably various other hostelries of one type or another - drawing the line though at stealing from shops. Shopkeepers are honest, hardworking folk, trying to much a buck. Who are we to take that from them? ps could we make it 10am... on reflection 7am does seem a little ridiculous? In 1994 I won the highly desirable accolade of being the most thorough, second quickest, fourth shortest and ninth politest shoe buffer in all of the Home Counties. It was a strong field with 13 contesting. I also walked away with the 'young buffer of the show' award, which was nice. I also walked away with the buffing kit we all used at the show, the people running the show aren't as honest or hardworking as shopkeepers and I wanted the kit. Now I can buff away to my little heart's content (did I mention I only have a little heart?) Drinking on the job! Oh yes - although as I have littleheartitis, I will have to eat a small nectarine between each alcoholic imbibement. Too small and my tummy rumbles for hours, too big and my heart reduces in size by a further 4%. It's a fine line Peuts... a fine fine line. What the private health care like at Nissan?
General Smuts Posted 1 October 2008 Posted 1 October 2008 My tea 'bitching' skills are moderate. I'd be willing to put in the hours to bring these up to scratch however as I have a willingness to learn and something of an obsession with self improvement - especially as regards the important skill sets that Nissan would look for in an employee. My tea 'bitching' began at the age of 6, when I 'bitched' some tea up big time for a then unheard of TommyG - back in the days when he was done as TommyT. Boy did he love his tea. Anyway, that all ended in tears when instead of sugar, I added creatine and he's since become dependent on the stuff.Conditioner requests at 7 in the morning are something of a speciality. I don't use conditioner and I have bags and bags of the stuff purloined from hotels etc and probably various other hostelries of one type or another - drawing the line though at stealing from shops. Shopkeepers are honest, hardworking folk, trying to much a buck. Who are we to take that from them? ps could we make it 10am... on reflection 7am does seem a little ridiculous? In 1994 I won the highly desirable accolade of being the most thorough, second quickest, fourth shortest and ninth politest shoe buffer in all of the Home Counties. It was a strong field with 13 contesting. I also walked away with the 'young buffer of the show' award, which was nice. I also walked away with the buffing kit we all used at the show, the people running the show aren't as honest or hardworking as shopkeepers and I wanted the kit. Now I can buff away to my little heart's content (did I mention I only have a little heart?) Drinking on the job! Oh yes - although as I have littleheartitis, I will have to eat a small nectarine between each alcoholic imbibement. Too small and my tummy rumbles for hours, too big and my heart reduces in size by a further 4%. It's a fine line Peuts... a fine fine line. What the private health care like at Nissan? We are required by law to consume the heart of a baby in order to gain health care here. I ate 2 to get the luxury plan. Tasted like cholera. Your application has been recieved and we will get back to you in due course.
General Smuts Posted 3 October 2008 Posted 3 October 2008 Today was jeans for genes day. I was complimented on my belt by a sort in Used Cars. She looks the type to be a bit of a used bike if you know what im saying. Tasty. And apparently the fit receptionst was chaking out my arse in the skinny jeans. fooking good day all round. Now im off out on the lash if our lass ever gets ready!
Alexikokopops Posted 4 October 2008 Posted 4 October 2008 Today was jeans for genes day. I was complimented on my belt by a sort in Used Cars. She looks the type to be a bit of a used bike if you know what im saying. Tasty.And apparently the fit receptionst was chaking out my arse in the skinny jeans. fooking good day all round. Now im off out on the lash if our lass ever gets ready! I wear jeans to work every day. Booyah.
Guest Posted 4 October 2008 Posted 4 October 2008 I wear jeans to work every day. Booyah. Shut up. We don't even have "Casual Friday" or "Funday Monday". What made it worse is that my first part time Friday was a jeans day. :angry:
AoWW Posted 4 October 2008 Posted 4 October 2008 Is the 350Z really good in terms of performance?I've seen a few around and I really like the look of them. How do I get myself involved with this track day? Awesome. I want.
General Smuts Posted 4 October 2008 Posted 4 October 2008 Awesome. I want. Saw one at the ground today. Fez laughed when i tried to hump it. I see them 5 days a week outside my window and there still sexy as fook.
General Smuts Posted 6 October 2008 Posted 6 October 2008 I am sweating like a nun in a cucumber field! Anyways off to Nissan Bowling. My team is 5 girls and me. Heaven.
The People's Hero Posted 7 October 2008 Author Posted 7 October 2008 Nissan Bowling? Oh dear. When is the Nissan trip to Wimpy?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 I am sweating like a nun in a cucumber field!Anyways off to Nissan Bowling. My team is 5 girls and me. Heaven. I hope the ladies aren't on strike and they knock your middle pin down
General Smuts Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 I came last. And then went and got drunk. Now im hungover with man flu.
The People's Hero Posted 7 October 2008 Author Posted 7 October 2008 I came last. And then went and got drunk. Now im hungover with man flu. Are you still with your ladybird? ie your girlfriend, not that insect you were after? Or have you succombed to the infamous wiles of the Nissanettes?
General Smuts Posted 7 October 2008 Posted 7 October 2008 Are you still with your ladybird? ie your girlfriend, not that insect you were after?Or have you succombed to the infamous wiles of the Nissanettes? I am indeed. Just about anyway. She tried to break up with me the other day because i dont love her or something. Bloody women. Im still working on your present by the way.
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