Raj Posted 24 October 2008 Posted 24 October 2008 Yeah. Oh....er... Oi Karl...getting your hair cut???? Number 1 all over will suit you sir! P.S Hope all is well really?
General Smuts Posted 24 October 2008 Posted 24 October 2008 Oh....er... Oi Karl...getting your hair cut???? Number 1 all over will suit you sir! P.S Hope all is well really? Im watching Hollyoaks, we have new flushes in the work toilets and i had fish and chips with Garlic Bread for dinner. Ill have me a takeaway later cos i got paid today. Life is good How are you sweetcheeks? Hows my illegitamate kiddywinkle doing?
Guest Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 Go bold Karly He's bold and daring enough as it is, without giving him further encouragement!
General Smuts Posted 25 October 2008 Posted 25 October 2008 He's bold and daring enough as it is, without giving him further encouragement!
General Smuts Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 Oh and i met Kat Slater. And Liam Fray last night. I meet so many celebs nowadays im thinking of becomming a pap.
Floating Fox Posted 26 October 2008 Posted 26 October 2008 Oh and i met Kat Slater. And Liam Fray last night. I meet so many celebs nowadays im thinking of becomming a pap. Not a patch on Maxi Alain and Alvin Jarvis.I win.
General Smuts Posted 22 June 2011 Posted 22 June 2011 Dear Diary, Where has Woolers gone? I miss the shirts made out of bits of carpet and floral arrangements from the 50's. I tried enticing him in with embarrassing photos of male chests but alas he didn't take the (master)bait. Will he be going to the 6-a-side tournoi? I do hope so. But what about me i hear you cry. (You're a diary for ****s sake what are you crying about? Man up!) Well i have a cushty new job to compliment my intense hair care regime and it more than supliments for my DVD and Pez addictions. I sell plastic. Like a boss. I will also be purchasing a Stevenage Borough FC season ticket for this coming season. I hope this does not alienate me from other Leicester fans and my duties as a foxes fan. People will still want to be me right? I wish you were real dear diary so i could hook you up with that slut Anne Frank's diary. I hear it does anal and is a world class dutch rudderer. One day dear diary ... one day.
The People's Hero Posted 22 June 2011 Author Posted 22 June 2011 Dear Karl, Due to my daily google search of my name and all of my internet aliaseseseses/aliaiiii?? of which there are many, I have chanced upon this very diary entry. Please do not kid yourself that I check this thread each today, eager for updates. Although updates are nice. Congratulations on your new job. I do hope that peddling tangible albeit probably not very desirable goods brings you more satisfaction that the area in which I work, which involves peddling intangible products and services which nobody wants, needs or understands. Are you regulated by a bunch of jobsworth, nomark, fuc kwits? You should be. Everyone should be. You mentioned the 6 a side and it struck me that I did sign up for something once, a little while ago, and can't remember when it actually is. Or where. Please could somebody remind me - or point me in the direction of the thread. I check this thread every nig... errrr, just PM me. Life down here in Maidstone is good. I am married these days which will come as a shock to most of you. Less so to those of you who have seen pictures or have the pleasure of being a 'friend' on facebook. To those who know me, you will understand that my wife is a patient woman, a tolerant woman and a woman who likes to spend as much time apart from me as possible. This has led to much gardening, much cricketing, much drinking and the joining of both a chess and a bridge club (get me). On the gardening front, it has really fu ck ed me off recently that after finally managing to get a fence around my frount garden a few inches high and put some shingle down, some **** has not only driven in to the fence and actually destroyed it, but also ruined my prize fuchsias. Yes, I am getting old and grumpy. On the cricket front, I've played regularly and cannot now use the excuse that I just don't play regularly enough. It turns out I'm just not that good. Or everyone raises their game against me and my kit isn't up to it. I think you'll know which I think. So I've already forgotten what I was saying. Funny about those Bristol City fans eh? Maynard is on his way here. Brian Tinnion will be up in arms. My wife is watching The Apprentice. I just commented to her I could go on that and win it (she knows I hate it). She said 'actually, you are the sort of person that would probably get on there'. I assume she's referring to my dodgy, sheeny, tonic suits, my condescending tone, eagerness to argue by merely increasing the volume of the words I'm repeating, tendency to resort to personal attacks and last resort grasp for an assertion of my 'business acumen'. Still, she's a bitch for saying it. I should have said 'you're fired' but it kinda wouldn't have worked and I've had had to do my own ironing. Goodnight dear diary. I wish you were made of vellum. Paper used to measure up but you can only be what... 60gsm? I'm middle class for christ's sake (Haha, no big C, have that jesus... haha not big J... etc) Here's hoping Whittingham (Peter, Guy and Dick --- yeah yeah I know, but just go with it) - (and how about Peter Widdrington??) Too far..? Err.. signs tomorrow. Yours with chutzpah and very very little grace, TPH
Alexikokopops Posted 22 June 2011 Posted 22 June 2011 Marsh I wasn't talking to you Wilson. Marsh, why don't you write me? Are you hungry to hear me?
Finnegan Posted 22 June 2011 Posted 22 June 2011 I wasn't talking to you Wilson. I'm sorry. I just take every opportunity to use your name. I'm a little jealous. Not everyone gets to share a name with the greatest comedy genius of the modern age.
Alexikokopops Posted 22 June 2011 Posted 22 June 2011 I'm sorry. I just take every opportunity to use your name. I'm a little jealous. Not everyone gets to share a name with the greatest comedy genius of the modern age. Jody?
cambridgefox Posted 22 June 2011 Posted 22 June 2011 I'm sorry. I just take every opportunity to use your name. I'm a little jealous. Not everyone gets to share a name with the greatest comedy genius of the modern age. What Bobby Davro!
The People's Hero Posted 22 June 2011 Author Posted 22 June 2011 Marsh. He haven't really caught up since Milwall. Talk me through your tour of our glorious capital.
Alexikokopops Posted 22 June 2011 Posted 22 June 2011 Marsh. He haven't really caught up since Milwall. Talk me through your tour of our glorious capital. Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha. Of course. Some of the highlights were "that's Southwark Cathedral, Charles Darwin was born there in 1923", and our trip to Lords because I wanted to see it. I did, of course, have to show her the delights of Islington. It's a very important part of our fair capital... She's moving to London later on this year. I hope she doesn't want to marry me. It can get gayer. It can get so much gayer.
The People's Hero Posted 22 June 2011 Author Posted 22 June 2011 The guy behind Woolers IS watching and wanking. I can't actually see these pictures. That is a real concern.
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