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OH KARLY PEUTRILL

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What's she listening to that for? Is she being held captive?

Chained to the radiator as we speak being force fed The Saturdays, Cheeky Girls, Katie Perry and Bros. We've got all the hits.

Her taste in music mirrors her taste in men.

(in that it's poor)

(her boyfriend is Smuts).

Its all true.

Posted
So what's 'our' Karl up to today?

This could run and run.

You should just put your thoughts in here each day, Karl.

Like a 'Dear Diary' thing.

You could be the modernday/emo Samuel Peyps.

Posted
I don't know, you are (mildly :giggle: ) good looking, and quite you looking. So it's whatever flicks your switch I suppose. And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses....

Personally your not my type.

I'm more of a JakeShingler kind of man.

Edit: Just remember JakeShingler is like 15 and therefore would make me a Peadophile.

Sounds like you belong to the "impatient & desperate" category.

I'm sorry, that's all I can offer to you.

Posted
Sounds like you belong to the "impatient & desperate" category.

I'm sorry, that's all I can offer to you.

Impatient and desperate?

Smashing! :thumbup::angry:

:giggle:

I belong in the 'Happily taken, and pleased' Category.

As well as the 'Still hungover from drinking until 7am on Sunday morning' Category.

Posted
Impatient and desperate?

Smashing! :thumbup::angry:

:giggle:

I belong in the 'Happily taken, and pleased' Category.

As well as the 'Still hungover from drinking until 7am on Sunday morning' Category.

That actually sounds like "impatient and desperate" to me... :giggle:

Posted

Dear Diary,

I had a Rice Krispie Square for breakfast with a Red Bull and a caramel cake bar.

Today i did lots of work and made Nissan lots of money and stuff. I had a cheese ham and bacon toastie and a packet of Cool Original Doritos for lunch.

I bought tickets for Col U and Huddersfield.

I drank lots and lots of tea.

Im about to have 2 chicken burgers and 2 waffles or din dins.

Sometimes i feel like your the only one who knows me dear diary.

*sigh* i wish you were a real person.

Hugs and Kisses

-x-

Where is the Gaylord twat???

I liked him!!!

And i loved you!

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He's currently active.......

Actively gay??? :unsure:

And i loved you!

LOVED?????

You mean Love(as in the present tense???) :unsure:

Posted
Dear Diary,

I had a Rice Krispie Square for breakfast with a Red Bull and a caramel cake bar.

Today i did lots of work and made Nissan lots of money and stuff. I had a cheese ham and bacon toastie and a packet of Cool Original Doritos for lunch.

I bought tickets for Col U and Huddersfield.

I drank lots and lots of tea.

Im about to have 2 chicken burgers and 2 waffles or din dins.

Sometimes i feel like your the only one who knows me dear diary.

*sigh* i wish you were a real person.

Hugs and Kisses

-x-

And i loved you!

I pity your diet :thumbup:

Posted
Where's your entry for today Peuts?

ps tell Nissan from me that I want a 350z, pronto.

Dear Diary.

fook the M25. fook it up its stupid going round in circles ass.

fook the M25 and the Quashqai not having sat nav. fook Colchester for being so hard to get too.

And thank fook it was a shit game.

And i ate a subway meatbal marinara. Which was nice.

-x-

Posted
Karly Peutrill is a tool.

A tool who needs sat nav.

Or a map. Or some sense. :smile:

I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours so not entirely my fault. And i had hand written directions from aa route planner.

Have Nissan given you a Qashqai?

Good show!

Pool car for the night. Returned this morning :cry:

Posted
Karly Peutrill is a tool.

A tool who needs sat nav.

A poor sat nav too. M29? Where the hell is that?

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