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The People's Hero

OH KARLY PEUTRILL

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General Smuts

General Smuts

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True.

I'm going to hit on you next game you attend.

And you JakeShingler!

:giggle:

Do i have a gay look about me? I do get hit on by fellas at an alarmingly regular basis. Do i register on your gaydar or something?

Tabou

Tabou

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Do i have a gay look about me? I do get hit on by fellas at an alarmingly regular basis. Do i register on your gaydar or something?

I don't know, you are (mildly :giggle: ) good looking, and quite you looking. So it's whatever flicks your switch I suppose. And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses....

Personally your not my type.

I'm more of a JakeShingler kind of man.

Edit: Just remember JakeShingler is like 15 and therefore would make me a Peadophile.

shen

shen

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I don't know, you are (mildly :giggle: ) good looking, and quite you looking. So it's whatever flicks your switch I suppose. And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses....

Personally your not my type.

I'm more of a JakeShingler kind of man.

Edit: Just remember JakeShingler is like 15 and therefore would make me a Peadophile.

Are you Chandler in disguise?

No really, are you? :unsure:

Tabou

Tabou

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Are you Chandler in disguise?

No really, are you? :unsure:

Who's Chandler...

**Trots off to look up Chandlers profile****

And why would I be him?

There's only one Tabou! <_< :giggle:

General Smuts

General Smuts

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I don't know, you are (mildly :giggle: ) good looking, and quite you looking. So it's whatever flicks your switch I suppose. And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses....

Personally your not my type.

I'm more of a JakeShingler kind of man.

Edit: Just remember JakeShingler is like 15 and therefore would make me a Peadophile.

:blush:

The People's Hero

The People's Hero

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Matches your Bombay Sapphire well though...

Fair point.

Could make an awesome cocktail.

Reckon I might wake up with a sore ar se though. Mixing vodka and gin has those effects apparently (Tabou told me).

Tabou

Tabou

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Fair point.

Could make an awesome cocktail.

Reckon I might wake up with a sore ar se though. Mixing vodka and gin has those effects apparently (Tabou told me).

Tabou and ar se are mutually exclusive.

Ok forget that vodka then, we will just stick to Guiness and bitter.

and bacarddi breezer

Tabou

Tabou

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Errr... when is this anyway?

I think the only game I'm doing in October is Brighton and I think I'm driving.

You are surely coming back to the Shire at some point for a home game?

The People's Hero

The People's Hero

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You are surely coming back to the Shire at some point for a home game?

The FA CUP second round is the day before my birthday. Ideally we'll be at home that weekend and I'll head up on the Friday night for a weekend of fun.

Failing that, December has a few tempters.

ps my ear bloody hurts.

Tabou

Tabou

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The FA CUP second round is the day before my birthday. Ideally we'll be at home that weekend and I'll head up on the Friday night for a weekend of fun.

Failing that, December has a few tempters.

ps my ear bloody hurts.

It's taken me nearly 3 weeks to stop enduring teh agony that I was going through!

I got some really really really strong painkillers from L'hospital.

I still have 20 left.

I'm going to sell them tomorrow night.

Guest

Guest

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It's taken me nearly 3 weeks to stop enduring teh agony that I was going through!

I got some really really really strong painkillers from L'hospital.

I still have 20 left.

I'm going to sell them tomorrow night.

Are they codeine based? If so, I'll have 'em!

Guest

Guest

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Augmentin co-amoxiclav. 625mg no less!

I am allergic to penicillin, so I can't take that drug. It's an antibiotic, by the way, not a pain killer.

Tabou

Tabou

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I am allergic to penicillin, so I can't take that drug. It's an antibiotic, by the way, not a pain killer.

That's what I mean.

I have some diclofenac if your interested? :giggle:

Guest

Guest

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That's what I mean.

I have some diclofenac if your interested? :giggle:

The effects are non-existent. I'll take codeine and nothing else.

General Smuts

General Smuts

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Textbook? TEXTBOOK?

I wrote the manual! Haha.

But I'm not camp. Nor do I wear makeup, drink Malibu, mince, talk funny, wear women's clothes, or watch Queer as Folk.

Infact, I'm straighter than you, Poof! :angry::P

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf

While jacking off listening to Mozart

You bitch and moan about L.A.

Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

You don’t eat meat and drive electrical cars

You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art

You need SPF45

Just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like, no you don’t even like, no you don’t even like boys

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like, no you don’t even like, no you don’t even like boys

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal

You’re so skinny you should really super size the deal

Secretly you you’re so amused

And nobody understands you

I’m so mean cuz cannot get you out of your head

I’m so angry cuz you’d rather my space instead

I can’t believe I fell in love

With someone that wears more make up and

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like, no you don’t even like, no you don’t even like boys

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like, no you don’t even like, no you don’t even like

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

La, la, la

La, la, la

Oh, oh, oh

Do, do, do, do, bop, bop, bow

Do, do, do, bop, bop. day

You’re so gay, you’re so gay

You walking around like you’re oh so debonair

You pull them down and there’s really nothing there

I wish you would just be real with me

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like, no you don’t even like, no you don’t even like boys

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like, no you don’t even like, no you don’t even like

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys

No you don’t even like, no you don’t even like, no you don’t even like... penis

The words of Katie Perry that just blasted out of my missus' laptop. Sums it up nicely!

Tabou

Tabou

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When?

Oldham is about 2,482 miles from Maidstone.

255 miles. I'mm that bored I googled it.

Bloody long 510 mile round trip to watch a football match.

Just come up to Leicester for the 'afters'. That's only 149 miles...

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