Fao Tabou

[The People's Hero]

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9

Maybe a 9 and a half in a few beers time

[Tabou]

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9

Maybe a 9 and a half in a few beers time

I pictured a rainbow

you held it in your hands

I had flashes

but you saw the plan

I wandered out in the world for years

while you just stayed in your room

I saw the crescent

you saw the whole of the moon!

The whole of the moon!

You were there at the turnstiles

with the wind at your heels

You stretched for the stars

and you know how it feels

To reach too high

too far

Too soon

you saw the whole of the moon!

[General Smuts]

I saw this thing on ITV the other week,

Said, that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen

She's playin with her hair, well regularly,

So i reckon i could well be in.

[Corky]

We were just standin there mindin our own

And it went on and on

We all smile we all sing

The weak become heroes then the stars align

We all sing we all sing all sing

We were just standin there mindin our own

And it went on and on

We all smile we all sing

The weak become heroes then the stars align

We all sing we all sing all sing

[Bert]

She said meet me at the gates

Don't be late, but pretty soon the day came for change

And I was glad she never walked away

So I'm choosing what to wear, doing my hair with an hour to spare

When my life went pear, she'd been there with a thick stare

Big wheel climed to the top, geezer scares bounced off

Standing at the top of this huge mountain, smiling and shouting

Spring flowers sprouting, not one inch of doubt in my mind as I reached the gates

Came round the corner at a rate

Risked her love but I'm gonna set things straight

Never again am I gonna be late

Never again am I gonna be late

Never again am I gonna be late

[Guest]

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki

Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele

And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway

She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai

Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

And down on the shore they gather romance

She showed me much more, not only to dance...

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

[Corky]

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki

Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele

And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway

She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai

Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

And down on the shore they gather romance

She showed me much more, not only to dance...

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee

To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees

Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

When did the Streets sing this? Aga-doo one Lisa

[Guest]

When did the Streets sing this? Aga-doo one Lisa

I put The Streets into the same category as Black Lace. Shite.

[Corky]

I put The Streets into the same category as Black Lace. Shite.

To quote Uncle Albert- Bore off

Viva Corky

[Fez of Mahrez]

I remember when me and my mate bought Original Pirate Material when we were at uni and stuck it on the stereo when we got back. The way it starts with Turn The Page, it sounded like a real event. Total one-off.

Inspired me to put it on. What an album.

[Bert]

I remember when me and my mate bought Original Pirate Material when we were at uni and stuck it on the stereo when we got back. The way it starts with Turn The Page, it sounded like a real event. Total one-off.

Inspired me to put it on. What an album.

I've got it on too.

[The People's Hero]

I remember when me and my mate bought Original Pirate Material when we were at uni and stuck it on the stereo when we got back. The way it starts with Turn The Page, it sounded like a real event. Total one-off.

Inspired me to put it on. What an album.

Even though there has been mass radio play of some of his 'hits' - they all still remain fresh.

I never saw the Streets as my sort of thing - but he is fantastic.

[Tabou]

Even though there has been mass radio play of some of his 'hits' - they all still remain fresh.

I never saw the Streets as my sort of thing - but he is fantastic.

I think original pirate material is one of the best post-2000 albums.

Although I think AGDCFF and whatever his new one is are shiiiite.

Ps- What are ou doing up this early on a Satdeh TPH?

[The People's Hero]

I think original pirate material is one of the best post-2000 albums.

Although I think AGDCFF and whatever his new one is are shiiiite.

Ps- What are ou doing up this early on a Satdeh TPH?

Making breakfast for me and the missus, cricket tea for the cricket team and an alternative cricket tea for myself and best friend. The difference in quality is staggering.

I also have bought a card for my mum's birthday, been to the office and finished off some work I should have done yesterday, got someone clamped and cleared out my loft.

The sausages for breakfast are now in the oven so I'm settling down with a glass of cherryade and an episode of holiday showdown I've actually seen already.

[Katy]

I remember when me and my mate bought Original Pirate Material when we were at uni and stuck it on the stereo when we got back. The way it starts with Turn The Page, it sounded like a real event. Total one-off.

Inspired me to put it on. What an album.

'played Fez

[Tabou]

Making breakfast for me and the missus, cricket tea for the cricket team and an alternative cricket tea for myself and best friend. The difference in quality is staggering.

I also have bought a card for my mum's birthday, been to the office and finished off some work I should have done yesterday, got someone clamped and cleared out my loft.

The sausages for breakfast are now in the oven so I'm settling down with a glass of cherryade and an episode of holiday showdown I've actually seen already.

That's a fookin lot of stuff for 10.30m on a Saturday.

I woke up at 7am, with a proper Bitter hang over, stumbled into the shower drove myself to work whilst eating a pre-packed Co-op BLT sandwich (50% extraa free!).

I arrived at work late. Gate was lock. Had to park a bloody mile away and had a mission to get here. Since being here, I have turned the radio on, been on here and considered making a coffee.

Prooooductive.

[The People's Hero]

That's a fookin lot of stuff for 10.30m on a Saturday.

I woke up at 7am, with a proper Bitter hang over, stumbled into the shower drove myself to work whilst eating a pre-packed Co-op BLT sandwich (50% extraa free!).

I arrived at work late. Gate was lock. Had to park a bloody mile away and had a mission to get here. Since being here, I have turned the radio on, been on here and considered making a coffee.

Prooooductive.

After this sausage sarnie, I need to make the rest of the cricket tea, then go and play cricket and get very, very drunk.

Do you work Saturday mornings normally?

[Tabou]

After this sausage sarnie, I need to make the rest of the cricket tea, then go and play cricket and get very, very drunk.

Do you work Saturday mornings normally?

Every other Saturday. All day.

Or every home game, depends on your view point.

I mostly spend the whole day on here, facebook and msn.

I do occasionally have a mid afternoon snooze.