Ric Flair Posted 12 December 2008 Author Posted 12 December 2008 My friend went to the Pizza Hut buffet with a rucksack, ate his fill and filled his bag with pizza. Lived off it for a week, all for a fiver. Job done. Wahahahaaaaa that's brilliant. Was there a decoy involved or did he just rock up to the hatch, open the satchel and pile it in? This is not good, i'm really craving pizza right now, Pizza Hut is only a 10 minute walk from here as well. Might go and do a Table For One.
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 Wahahahaaaaa that's brilliant. Was there a decoy involved or did he just rock up to the hatch, open the satchel and pile it in?This is not good, i'm really craving pizza right now, Pizza Hut is only a 10 minute walk from here as well. Might go and do a Table For One. Do it. Let us know how you get on. I don't have lunch with me today... but I'm all about a bowl of cheesy chips in Wetherspoons with a few bottles of Newcy Brown. It is Friday afterall and this hangover isn't shifting itself.
Ric Flair Posted 12 December 2008 Author Posted 12 December 2008 Do it.Let us know how you get on. I don't have lunch with me today... but I'm all about a bowl of cheesy chips in Wetherspoons with a few bottles of Newcy Brown. It is Friday afterall and this hangover isn't shifting itself. I've got £19 in change in the curried pocket, I can't wait to hand over a few of these orange quids.
Alexikokopops Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 Wahahahaaaaa that's brilliant. Was there a decoy involved or did he just rock up to the hatch, open the satchel and pile it in?This is not good, i'm really craving pizza right now, Pizza Hut is only a 10 minute walk from here as well. Might go and do a Table For One. He'd get a plateful and slip a couple of slices in the bag. Lather, rinse repeat.
Ric Flair Posted 12 December 2008 Author Posted 12 December 2008 He'd get a plateful and slip a couple of slices in the bag. Lather, rinse repeat. It's things like that that make me love life. Hero.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 I've only just read this thread, I hadn't got a clue what that email was about. I thought it was something to do with porn.
Ric Flair Posted 12 December 2008 Author Posted 12 December 2008 I've only just read this thread, I hadn't got a clue what that email was about. I thought it was something to do with porn. :laugh: I imagine this whole incident seems even stranger when going about things in the order you've read it.
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 Dave - your evil employers are filtering out our gold.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 Dave - your evil employers are filtering out our gold. Talking of the (d)evil, works christmas party last night, free bar, me and my mate were ordering eight drinks at a time on a rotation basis for 5 hours and we weren't even the most drunk in our group, let alone the whole place. Tried to go to a casino but one of our party was refused entry for being "absolutely trousered" (who then proceeded to hurl abuse at the girls on reception for not letting her in, think she was trying to whisper it to me but she ended up yelling "they won't let me in cos they're fat, ugly and jealous!" repeatedly). I was in my own little world though. I thought they were refusing us entry cos I couldn't fit my whole address on the membership card application so I ended up filling out about 14 of them even though the girl on reception was saying the first one was fine.
Alexikokopops Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 Talking of the (d)evil, works christmas party last night, free bar, me and my mate were ordering eight drinks at a time on a rotation basis for 5 hours and we weren't even the most drunk in our group, let alone the whole place. Tried to go to a casino but one of our party was refused entry for being "absolutely trousered" (who then proceeded to hurl abuse at the girls on reception for not letting her in, think she was trying to whisper it to me but she ended up yelling "they won't let me in cos they're fat, ugly and jealous!" repeatedly). I was in my own little world though. I thought they were refusing us entry cos I couldn't fit my whole address on the membership card application so I ended up filling out about 14 of them even though the girl on reception was saying the first one was fine. fooking jesus. Christmas party. Check my spelling A text a received from you at 2:37am
Fez of Mahrez Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 fooking jesus. Christmas party. Check my spellingA text a received from you at 2:37am I reckon I started writing that a fair bit earlier than 2.37. Belted out a textbook Iwan Is A Welshman on the dancefloor.
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 Talking of the (d)evil, works christmas party last night, free bar, me and my mate were ordering eight drinks at a time on a rotation basis for 5 hours and we weren't even the most drunk in our group, let alone the whole place. Tried to go to a casino but one of our party was refused entry for being "absolutely trousered" (who then proceeded to hurl abuse at the girls on reception for not letting her in, think she was trying to whisper it to me but she ended up yelling "they won't let me in cos they're fat, ugly and jealous!" repeatedly). I was in my own little world though. I thought they were refusing us entry cos I couldn't fit my whole address on the membership card application so I ended up filling out about 14 of them even though the girl on reception was saying the first one was fine. Talking of the (d)evil, works christmas party last night, free bar, me and my mate were ordering eight drinks at a time on a rotation basis for 5 hours and we weren't even the most drunk in our group, let alone the whole place. Tried to go to a casino but one of our party was refused entry for being "absolutely trousered" (who then proceeded to hurl abuse at the girls on reception for not letting her in, think she was trying to whisper it to me but she ended up yelling "they won't let me in cos they're fat, ugly and jealous!" repeatedly). I was in my own little world though. I thought they were refusing us entry cos I couldn't fit my whole address on the membership card application so I ended up filling out about 14 of them even though the girl on reception was saying the first one was fine. I sense 20/12/08 will be messy.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 I sense 20/12/08 will be messy. As long as I spend less than £468.73, I'll be laughing.
Alexikokopops Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 I had roast beef for lunch and now working my way through a piece of Curly Wurly cake (sadly sans Curly Wurly). Is Flair joining us on the 20th?
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 I'm in love, I just can't wait, toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight I HAVE A DATE. Not really. It's just on my i-pod.
Alexikokopops Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 I'm in love, I just can't wait, toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight I HAVE A DATE.Not really. It's just on my i-pod. I HAVE A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE WITH THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN TOWN I HAVE A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE I'M THE LUCKIEST GUY AROUND
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 My ippyippyayepod is obviously enjoying some Vandlage today, selecting (as it now has done) I Want To Be A Cowboy. So do I, Ippy, so do I.
Ric Flair Posted 12 December 2008 Author Posted 12 December 2008 Did you go to pizza hut? I'm afraid so. I've just had to text my boss my whereabouts a bit ago as i'd been on the pan for twenty minutes. I had roast beef for lunch and now working my way through a piece of Curly Wurly cake (sadly sans Curly Wurly). Is Flair joining us on the 20th? I'm away on Friday 19th, it all depends if I get back in time. Might miss the match, but gives a fook about that?
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 Flairzz has had his secret faceyb invite. No response as yet. As for missing the match, no worries about that. We might even be going for a curry, so bring your jacket with the most pockets.
Nationwider Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 Textbook general chatting from highly-skilled operatives.
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