Ockto Stacker

[Ric Flair]

I had a crack at this on Friday. Passed with flying colours, but ralphed up about an hour later, which was one of the most horrific experiences of my life.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O16L4-FUpNI

[coale39]

Hahaha! I wanna give it a go!

It looks like half a cow!

this reminds me of a few weeks ago when I was out in London. One of my mates ordered like 50 nuggets.

[Fox You Forest]

I'd have a good go, Doubt i could manage it though.

[The People's Hero]

Ralphed it up!

You crack me up, Flairsy.

[JakeShingler]

That looks horid to much cheese.

[act smiley]

I can barely handle one fast food burger without being ill, I dread to think of what that would do to my insides

[Bert]

I could do it.

[Nationwider]

Flair is the greatest living Englishman.

[Bert]

Flair is the greatest living Englishman.

Amen.

[Uncle Monty]

That looks fooking amazing!!!!!! How much would one cost???

[Lillehamring]

æsj!

the funny thing is, she wouldn't have even batted an eye if he'd asked for 4.

clicking on the links it looks like fast-food-challenges are a growing sport!

...kinda fancy a burger now, though <_<

[Ric Flair]

That looks fooking amazing!!!!!! How much would one cost???

Didn't see much change out of a tenner put it that way.

[Dr The Singh]

Didn't see much change out of a tenner put it that way.

That's quite some doing, I might try it, after a night on the razz!!!

[Master Fox]

that looks good

[Number 6]

Looks good, probably will stick to smaller ones though tbh.

[Ric Flair]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bNKy8qNFrgw&...feature=related

:laugh:

Frightening scenes.

[coale39]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bNKy8qNFrgw&...feature=related

:laugh:

Frightening scenes.

How long after that did the bloke die? 2mins? Maybe lasted 10 mins?

[Fox You Forest]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bNKy8qNFrgw&...feature=related

:laugh:

Frightening scenes.

He looks full after 5 bites.

[DB11]

æsj!

the funny thing is, she wouldn't have even batted an eye if he'd asked for 4.

Well she was a bit wary of giving him 1 so I dunno how you came to that conclusion

[Uncle Monty]

If i get told ive got a week to live, it will defo be on my bucket list

[The People's Hero]

You lot haven't heard the full story.

[James.]

I keep thinking about this. I might have to step up. I'm absolutely convinced I could do it and hold it down. I'm pretty slim but in the right mood I feel like I can eat forever.

[Ric Flair]

You lot haven't heard the full story.

Feel free to post it from 'the email'

[JakeShingler]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bNKy8qNFrgw&...feature=related

:laugh:

Frightening scenes.

I feel sorry for the toilet he used after.

[The People's Hero]

In the words of the man himself.....

I received a link from you tube, the middle o' last week, informing me of a bit of business being sent my way. I opened it, I watched it, I liked it. They knew they had me hooked as soon as I had watched it. My pals goaded me all week in to taking it on. A couple of the lads had had a crack at it and failed.

So after an absolute skinful on Thursday I decided the time was right for Friday afternoon. Everybody would be at work, I could go and do a reccie and see how the land lied. Little did I know that word had spread i'd be in town and a few had made their way down to the eatery. I rocked up, wasn't dressed appropriately.

I must admit I panicked a bit, a few months back I ordered a three quarter pounder from some orrible kebab shop and so did me pal. I wolfed mine, but he only had a couple of nips at his, so I thraped that as well. Let's just say, the old bill had to move me on from the shop after an hour of being in there as there had been complaints about what i'd chundered down my regalia.

Anyway, I soldiered on up to the counter. Gave it the Lineker stare, when gazza got booked against Germany and put the invoice in. There was a little bit of commotion break out from the gallery but soon enough the party in the mouth arrived. I found an empty booth and in I got.

It took me 2 minutes to unwrap the swine, then picking the beggar up was like trying to finger an eel. Anyway, I copped holt of it and I must admit the first half a dozen bites were like poetry. But then it got messy, a little bit like Sloth when he eats that Baby Rooth on The Goonies. My stomach wanted to do a runner as well and every bite was sending alarm signals to the shitter.

My biggest mistake was only ordering one drink with the little fancy, you need at least 2 large cokes to get the job done. I didn't want to upset my vibe and get up and order another one, so I had to go dry for the last half a pound or so. Some of the noises coming out of my mouth were horrifying, but the crowd were lapping it up. The home straight was an absolute blur, I knew i'd be seeing it all again but I knew i'd at least be able to keep some dignity if I gave them what they wanted.

Once it had all gone though, it didn't get any easier. It got worse, at least shovelling in a shit load more food took your mind off the pain briefly. I really needed a poop, a drink, a piss, a sick, a death. I chose to settle for one of the latter 2 and it was push and shove what was to come first, I honestly thought I was going to pass out.

The boffing up though was just horrendous, it was coming out in blocks and about choking me. A poor little lad was in the trap next to me minding his own business when i've waded in and what can only be described as give birth oraly to something from another planet.

As soon as the was a break in proceedings I fled the place. Literally legged it. Got home and just sat in the bath in my clothes and shoes and had a little cry.

I definitely recommend it.