Ric Flair Posted 10 December 2008 Author Posted 10 December 2008 Coming out in blocks. It was terrifying, I thought I was going to die and what an awful way to go as well. Choking on a shit load of burger meat that you decided to snaffle because you are a neanderthal who can't say no to a crazy dare.
James. Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 I had to keep looking away as I read that to stop laughing and drawing unwanted attention to myself. Deary me. I still want to do it, although I'm well scared.
potter3 Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 The boffing up though was just horrendous, it was coming out in blocks and about choking me. A poor little lad was in the trap next to me minding his own business when i've waded in and what can only be described as give birth oraly to something from another planet.As soon as the was a break in proceedings I fled the place. Literally legged it. Got home and just sat in the bath in my clothes and shoes and had a little cry. I definitely recommend it.
Lillehamring Posted 10 December 2008 Posted 10 December 2008 Well she was a bit wary of giving him 1 so I dunno how you came to that conclusion um, because when he asks for 8 she says, "do you mean a quad stack", thus demonstrating her comprehensive knowledge that such a thing exists and that she is familiar with the technical name for it (ie, quad not 4, or 2 doubles...), which implies that she is used to serving quad stacks, and naturally, given her position, happy to serve it. further research on the links you will see some one hold up a receipt showing that 'quad stack' is in their registry system. now, hold kjeft!
The People's Hero Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 I don't think Ric Flair can turn down a dare... he just can't walk away from them. Challenge him HERE!
Ric Flair Posted 11 December 2008 Author Posted 11 December 2008 I don't think Ric Flair can turn down a dare... he just can't walk away from them.Challenge him HERE! DARE FLAIR! I might re-name mesen Ric Dare. It's ever since I read Yes Man.
Ric Flair Posted 11 December 2008 Author Posted 11 December 2008 I dare you to to eat 75 McNuggets. Hmmmmmm, I am open to this challenge. However, I can see it being tough to achieve. I have already done a similar challenge, but I am sure it only consisted of around 20-30 nuggets and I felt extremely sick afterwards. This was about 10 years ago I tackled that and it wasn't really a challenge, it was just that 6 nuggets were a quid on offer at McDonalds so I spent my all my weeks paper round money on them.
The People's Hero Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 75 mcnuggets could probably get expensive. Email your boss and tell him he's a cu nt. Then race to his computer to delete it before he reads it.
coale39 Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 Hmmmmmm, I am open to this challenge. However, I can see it being tough to achieve. I have already done a similar challenge, but I am sure it only consisted of around 20-30 nuggets and I felt extremely sick afterwards. This was about 10 years ago I tackled that and it wasn't really a challenge, it was just that 6 nuggets were a quid on offer at McDonalds so I spent my all my weeks paper round money on them. So you must have been around 14 year old? That means you had a small, boy stomach rather then the huge, 'Ockto Staker is tiny' man stomach you have now! Go for it and sweat some nuggets after.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 "As soon as the was a break in proceedings I fled the place. Literally legged it. Got home and just sat in the bath in my clothes and shoes and had a little cry". That is quality absolute comedy gold......nex up the 12 stacker or a 1 and a half pounder from Maccas That much cheese alone would kill me my body would convolse
Ric Flair Posted 11 December 2008 Author Posted 11 December 2008 75 mcnuggets could probably get expensive.Email your boss and tell him he's a cu nt. Then race to his computer to delete it before he reads it. They are currently in a meeting, piece o' piss.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 They are currently in a meeting, piece o' piss. Would love him to have a password on his comp
Ric Flair Posted 11 December 2008 Author Posted 11 December 2008 So you must have been around 14 year old? That means you had a small, boy stomach rather then the huge, 'Ockto Staker is tiny' man stomach you have now! Go for it and sweat some nuggets after. I was at my peak back then though, doing all sorts of challenges like this. Did 1 and a half family feast buckets to myself, 35 bags of Canadian Ham SeaBrook crisps during the final few hours of the '99 Ryder Cup. I reckon I could eat more back then than I can now, purely because my body is usually recovering from the effects of an absolute skinful and my liver keeps poking it's nose in on things like this and makes me go and lean on the pan for a few hours. Fook it, i'll take it on. It's going to sting me about £30 for this challenge, lunacy.
Katy Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 It was terrifying, I thought I was going to die and what an awful way to go as well. Choking on a shit load of burger meat that you decided to snaffle because you are a neanderthal who can't say no to a crazy dare.
Bert Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 Ric. You are an absolute legend, I must try this sometime.
coale39 Posted 11 December 2008 Posted 11 December 2008 I was at my peak back then though, doing all sorts of challenges like this. Did 1 and a half family feast buckets to myself, 35 bags of Canadian Ham SeaBrook crisps during the final few hours of the '99 Ryder Cup.I reckon I could eat more back then than I can now, purely because my body is usually recovering from the effects of an absolute skinful and my liver keeps poking it's nose in on things like this and makes me go and lean on the pan for a few hours. Fook it, i'll take it on. It's going to sting me about £30 for this challenge, lunacy.
Ric Flair Posted 12 December 2008 Author Posted 12 December 2008 I've just received a phone call, it had completely slipped my mind. I'd like to present you with the news of a new stacker that has been tackled by one of my friends last night. THE 9 BALL NANO BURGER. 9 1/4 pounders, with cheese, ketchup and mayo. That is 2.25 lb of meat. He failed miserably, however another lad had had a mere 6 quarter pounder burger, whiffed that down and then hoovered up the remaining 4 burgers from my friend. So, technically there's a new cat in town who has done the Hexa Stacker! I feel threatened.
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 I've just received a phone call, it had completely slipped my mind.I'd like to present you with the news of a new stacker that has been tackled by one of my friends last night. THE 9 BALL NANO BURGER. 9 1/4 pounders, with cheese, ketchup and mayo. That is 2.25 lb of meat. He failed miserably, however another lad had had a mere 6 quarter pounder burger, whiffed that down and then hoovered up the remaining 4 burgers from my friend. So, technically there's a new cat in town who has done the Hexa Stacker! I feel threatened. I reckon some kind of pizza hut challenge would be good. The number of times I've felt amazing having abused their buffet and then chundered EVERYWHERE within 20 minutes of leaving is stupid. I never learn.
Ric Flair Posted 12 December 2008 Author Posted 12 December 2008 I reckon some kind of pizza hut challenge would be good.The number of times I've felt amazing having abused their buffet and then chundered EVERYWHERE within 20 minutes of leaving is stupid. I never learn. Oh god, I share your pain with that. Had a traumatic lunch time in there about a year ago. I'd be interested to know what the ratio is for each customer that had the pizza hut buffet and how many of them were sick. It must be a buleamian's palace.
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 It's a bit harsh on the other people who have buffet when people like us are there as they NEVER produce enough pizza to keep everyone cheesed up, as it were. Potential to make yourself really unpopular in there.
Alexikokopops Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 My friend went to the Pizza Hut buffet with a rucksack, ate his fill and filled his bag with pizza. Lived off it for a week, all for a fiver. Job done.
The People's Hero Posted 12 December 2008 Posted 12 December 2008 My friend went to the Pizza Hut buffet with a rucksack, ate his fill and filled his bag with pizza. Lived off it for a week, all for a fiver. Job done. That wasn't your friend at all, was it? It was you.
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