Matt Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 So basically you had a mate but found out he was gay and now you hate him.Unbelievable. No Where have I said I hate the lad or even dislike him now? Our friendship 'drifted' apart well before I found out he was gay, I only found he was gay when I saw him of Facebook about 2 weeks ago and I added him as a friend and it said he was in a relationship with a bloke. If I met up with him now i'd still class him as a mate.
Guest Basildon Fox Posted 24 April 2009 Posted 24 April 2009 Don't want to be rude or nowt but ffs WTF. I'm all for equal opportunities but this takes the piss. Bunch of fooking queers.
BoneDog Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 tbh a few years back an ex had 2 mates that she worked with who were together and they would constantle recite tales of stolen moments at her work naked cooking and once one of them burnt their cock on an oven door. This used to really make me uncomfortable to the point that i once walked out of her own birthday party because i was so uncomfortable.
BoneDog Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 A few of us went to a gay club in Derby called Curzons about 1999/2000. We only went cos we tried to get in a few other clubs and doormen wouldn't let us in. Curzons was our last hope of gettin in anywhere, and fair play to em they let us in. When I was at the bar with me mate some gay bloke wearin a white vest came up behind us and started massaging me mates shoulders! I pissed meself. Then when me mate asked for a whisky he got his glass and the vest guy said 'I can fill it up with somethin more tasty for ya'. Disgustin! I was with a woman I'd pulled before we even went out so I didn't have much bother off blokes. The only bother I got was when me n a different mate to the first one were in a toilet cubicle rollin up the greenery and I had to ask someone in the pissers for a lighter. He came in the cubicle with us and straight out said 'bend over then'. He was a spit of Freddie Mercury no shite. I laughed at him but me mate were fumin and we nearly had a 3 man brawl in a cubicle! It was a wierd experience smokin green in a toilet cubicle with a mate and a gay bloke who looked like Freddie Mercury and who we were nearly brawling with, but at the same time he was horny! It was a funny night but I did enjoy watchin the lezzies on the dancefloor gettin horny
Daggers Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 A few of us went to a gay club in Derby called Curzons about 1999/2000. ...and there was me expecting a YouTube clip...
Tilley Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 There's nothing quite like a big, huge, steaming great massive juicy cock. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:!!!
Fosse Boy Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 I pretended I was gay last night to impress some bird. Apparently the irony was lost on her and she thinks I actually am now...
Webbo Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 I pretended I was gay last night to impress some bird. Apparently the irony was lost on her and she thinks I actually am now... Perhaps giving your mate a blow job was a step too far.
Fosse Boy Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 Perhaps giving your mate a blow job was a step too far. It's not a tactic I'll be pursuing again in the near future, put it that way.
AmericanScott Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 I pretended I was gay last night to impress some bird. Apparently the irony was lost on her and she thinks I actually am now... I saw something like this on Ricki Lake once. This guy pretended to be gay so he could sleep with women. He would be all gay with these women and when they had alone time, he would tell them "i've never had sex with a woman, i'd like to try it!" and these women would succumb to it then he'd stop being their friend. what a legend
lou Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 A few of us went to a gay club in Derby called Curzons about 1999/2000. We only went cos we tried to get in a few other clubs and doormen wouldn't let us in. Curzons was our last hope of gettin in anywhere, and fair play to em they let us in. When I was at the bar with me mate some gay bloke wearin a white vest came up behind us and started massaging me mates shoulders! I pissed meself. Then when me mate asked for a whisky he got his glass and the vest guy said 'I can fill it up with somethin more tasty for ya'. Disgustin! Well, welcome to our world!! Us women have to put up with blokes makin remarks like this to us all our lives.... now you know how we feel! I havent flirted with a gay as far as Im aware but I have socialised with one recently
Guest Bilo Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 I saw something like this on Ricki Lake once. This guy pretended to be gay so he could sleep with women.He would be all gay with these women and when they had alone time, he would tell them "i've never had sex with a woman, i'd like to try it!" and these women would succumb to it then he'd stop being their friend. what a legend
Guest Bilo Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 ...and there was me expecting a YouTube clip... Trust me, you don't want to see the PooTube clip.
BoneDog Posted 25 April 2009 Posted 25 April 2009 ...and there was me expecting a YouTube clip... Am I right in thinking I may go over the top with the youtube clips?
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