Leicester Rule! Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 The Shitty Man Utd went to Rome to see the Pope, The Shitty Man Utd went to Rome to see the Pope, The Shitty Man Utd went to Rome to see the Pope, And This Is What He Said Where The fook Is Darren Fletcher, Where The fook Is Darren Flecther,
purpleronnie Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 He'll probably go with the team and watch from the bench, thats where he'll be.
StanSP Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 He'll probably go with the team and watch from the bench, thats where he'll be. you killed everything that was even remotely laughable about that joke haha
Uncle Albert Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 What a truely awful chant, if you can even call that drivel a chant.
JakeShingler Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 What a truely awful chant, if you can even call that drivel a chant. This.
Sparky Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 Heres a Liverpool chant aimed at a certain Mr Tevez to the tune of the Torres song His neck scars proved he lost his head tevez, tevez, you'll never shag a sexy bird tevez, tevez. you ugly t***, u argie ****, they've sewn your head on back to front, carlos tevez herman munsters son!!
JakeShingler Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 PArk Ji werever you maay be you eat dogs in ya own country Could be worse,could be a scouse eating rats in ya council house.
Manwell Pablo Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 Heres a Liverpool chant aimed at a certain Mr Tevez to the tune of the Torres songHis neck scars proved he lost his head tevez, tevez, you'll never shag a sexy bird tevez, tevez. you ugly t***, u argie ****, they've sewn your head on back to front, carlos tevez herman munsters son!! hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha what a line.
Soar Fox Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 PArk Ji werever you maay beyou eat dogs in ya own country Could be worse,could be a scouse eating rats in ya council house. Your.
Guest Bilo Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 Heres a Liverpool chant aimed at a certain Mr Tevez to the tune of the Torres songHis neck scars proved he lost his head tevez, tevez, you'll never shag a sexy bird tevez, tevez. you ugly t***, u argie ****, they've sewn your head on back to front, carlos tevez herman munsters son!! That is quality. I love Liverpool and Man United's chants, wish we could get beauties like this started.
purpleronnie Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 you killed everything that was even remotely laughable about that joke haha
Leicester Rule! Posted 6 May 2009 Author Posted 6 May 2009 The one about Torres is good, sung in Spain for England vs Spain and Everton sing it .... His mother says he isnt gay Torres, Torres .. He Likes to wear his hair that way Torres, torres And when he scores He jumps for Joy He looks just like a lady boy Fernando Torres takes it up the arse na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Ultra Posted 6 May 2009 Posted 6 May 2009 The one about Torres is good, sung in Spain for England vs Spain and Everton sing it ....His mother says he isnt gay Torres, Torres .. He Likes to wear his hair that way Torres, torres And when he scores He jumps for joy He looks just like a lady boy Fernando Torres takes it up the arse lol
billyfox1 Posted 7 May 2009 Posted 7 May 2009 That is quality. I love Liverpool and Man United's chants, wish we could get beauties like this started. I went to Liverpool V Man Utd at Anfield last season. The songs about Champions League and Premier League wins were brill. Liverpool sang We won it 5 times, We won it 5 times. In Istanbul, We won it 5 times Man Utd responded with We won it 9 times, We won it 9 times. At Stamford Bridge, We won it 9 times (I might be wrong about the Stamford Bridge bit) Liverpool sang You've won it 2 times, You've won it 2 times. Like Nottingham Forest, You've won it 2 times Man Utd responded with You've won it no times, You've won it no times. Like Nottingham Forest, You've won it no times
JakeShingler Posted 7 May 2009 Posted 7 May 2009 I went to Liverpool V Man Utd at Anfield last season. The songs about Champions League and Premier League wins were brill.Liverpool sang Man Utd responded with (I might be wrong about the Stamford Bridge bit) Liverpool sang Man Utd responded with :crylaugh:
Maybes Posted 7 May 2009 Posted 7 May 2009 The one about Torres is good, sung in Spain for England vs Spain and Everton sing it ....His mother says he isnt gay Torres, Torres .. He Likes to wear his hair that way Torres, torres And when he scores He jumps for Joy He looks just like a lady boy Fernando Torres takes it up the arse na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na Brilliant. United Liverpool banter :laugh:
Guest Mickyblueeyes Posted 8 May 2009 Posted 8 May 2009 United and Liverpool really do set the standard for quality football chants! Their rivalry is second to none. Some I find amusing: You put your transfer in your transfer out in, out in, out shake it all about you do the steven gerrard and turn around thats what its all about OH YOU SCOUSE BASTARD, OH YOU SCOUSE BASTARD, OH YOU SCOUSE BASTARD. Ste Gerrard Gerrard He Kisses the badge on his shirt And hands in a transfer request Ste gerrard gerrard Build a bonfire, Build a Bonfire Put the scousers at the top Put the city in the middle and we'll burn the ****ing lot! And one for Chelsea: Hollow hollow Hollow Chelsea's ****ing success is hollow You took all of that cash from that big russian crook but you'll never win three in a row!
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