Reasons to be single

[davieG]

Single: You get the whole duvet to yourself.

Coupled: You don't need a hot water bottle.

Single: There's half as much ironing to do.

Coupled: There's somebody else to do the ironing for you.

Single: You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments.

Coupled: There's someone to talk to about the TV programme you're watching.

Single: You can get home from work at whatever time you like.

Coupled: There might just be a meal waiting for you when you get home.

Single: You get to eat the whole ready meal for two yourself.

Coupled: It takes just as long to cook for two as it does for one.

Single: There are no important birthdays or anniversaries to accidentally forget.

Coupled: Somebody actually remembers your birthday.

Single: You have can still have a riotous social life in your 30s.

Coupled: You can still have a riotous social life in your 60s.

Single: You don't keep catching every sniffle, cold and flu bug off your partner.

Coupled: When you suffer a major cardiac arrest, somebody notices and dials 999.

Single: You don’t have to live halfway between your workplace and your partner’s workplace.

Coupled: You can afford to live somewhere within 20 miles of either of your workplaces.

Single: You have no friends to go out with because they're all partnered and staying in.

Coupled: You don't have to go out with the dull friends you had while you were single.

Single: You can lie in bed in the morning for as long as you like.

Coupled: There's a good reason for lying in bed in the morning.

Single: Nobody sees what you look like first thing in the morning.

Coupled: Somebody loves you despite what they see first thing in the morning.

[john_lcfc]

you have too much time on your hands but keep up the good work

[shen]

Those seem more like 'reasons to be coupled' to me

[Anish]

Those seem more like 'reasons to be coupled' to me

104573[/snapback]

Seconded.

[Tommy]

Those seem more like 'reasons to be coupled' to me

104573[/snapback]

Seconded.

104594[/snapback]

Thirded

[Tomassi]

fourthed..

I LOVE THIS THREAD

[Solihullfox]

For the attention of davieg:

Single : Don't worry about how much time you spend on the net, nobody to comment on all the house chores you don't do as a consequence.

Coupled: Bingo, someone to do the chores while you are surfing

[Katy]

For the attention of davieg:

Single : Don't worry about how much time you spend on the net, nobody to comment on all the house chores you don't do as a consequence.

Coupled: Bingo, someone to do the chores while you are surfing

104618[/snapback]

Old fashioned values rock!

[Solihullfox]

For the attention of davieg:

Single : Don't worry about how much time you spend on the net, nobody to comment on all the house chores you don't do as a consequence.

Coupled: Bingo, someone to do the chores while you are surfing

104618[/snapback]

Old fashioned values rock!

104619[/snapback]

Got to rush as the better half has nearly finished cooking my brekkie (please be aware that nothing could be further from the truth)

[Katy]

For the attention of davieg:

Single : Don't worry about how much time you spend on the net, nobody to comment on all the house chores you don't do as a consequence.

Coupled: Bingo, someone to do the chores while you are surfing

104618[/snapback]

Old fashioned values rock!

104619[/snapback]

Got to rush as the better half has nearly finished cooking my brekkie (please be aware that nothing could be further from the truth)

104622[/snapback]

I kind of gathered in a 'I doth protest too much' type way

[davieG]

For the attention of davieg:

Single : Don't worry about how much time you spend on the net, nobody to comment on all the house chores you don't do as a consequence.

Coupled: Bingo, someone to do the chores while you are surfing

104618[/snapback]

Win/Win

Actually with 2 PC's no ones doing the household chores , I'm surfing and she's writing music

[Little Nicky]

Cheers for that Davie, wasn't already depressed enough! I hate being Single!