davieG Posted 7 May 2005 Share Posted 7 May 2005 Single: You get the whole duvet to yourself. Coupled: You don't need a hot water bottle. Single: There's half as much ironing to do. Coupled: There's somebody else to do the ironing for you. Single: You can watch whatever TV channel you like, without arguments. Coupled: There's someone to talk to about the TV programme you're watching. Single: You can get home from work at whatever time you like. Coupled: There might just be a meal waiting for you when you get home. Single: You get to eat the whole ready meal for two yourself. Coupled: It takes just as long to cook for two as it does for one. Single: There are no important birthdays or anniversaries to accidentally forget. Coupled: Somebody actually remembers your birthday. Single: You have can still have a riotous social life in your 30s. Coupled: You can still have a riotous social life in your 60s. Single: You don't keep catching every sniffle, cold and flu bug off your partner. Coupled: When you suffer a major cardiac arrest, somebody notices and dials 999. Single: You don’t have to live halfway between your workplace and your partner’s workplace. Coupled: You can afford to live somewhere within 20 miles of either of your workplaces. Single: You have no friends to go out with because they're all partnered and staying in. Coupled: You don't have to go out with the dull friends you had while you were single. Single: You can lie in bed in the morning for as long as you like. Coupled: There's a good reason for lying in bed in the morning. Single: Nobody sees what you look like first thing in the morning. Coupled: Somebody loves you despite what they see first thing in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_lcfc Posted 7 May 2005 Share Posted 7 May 2005 you have too much time on your hands but keep up the good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shen Posted 7 May 2005 Share Posted 7 May 2005 Those seem more like 'reasons to be coupled' to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anish Posted 8 May 2005 Share Posted 8 May 2005 Those seem more like 'reasons to be coupled' to me 104573[/snapback] Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Posted 8 May 2005 Share Posted 8 May 2005 Those seem more like 'reasons to be coupled' to me 104573[/snapback] Seconded. 104594[/snapback] Thirded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomassi Posted 8 May 2005 Share Posted 8 May 2005 fourthed.. I LOVE THIS THREAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solihullfox Posted 8 May 2005 Share Posted 8 May 2005 For the attention of davieg: Single : Don't worry about how much time you spend on the net, nobody to comment on all the house chores you don't do as a consequence. Coupled: Bingo, someone to do the chores while you are surfing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 8 May 2005 Share Posted 8 May 2005 For the attention of davieg: Single : Don't worry about how much time you spend on the net, nobody to comment on all the house chores you don't do as a consequence. Coupled: Bingo, someone to do the chores while you are surfing 104618[/snapback] Old fashioned values rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solihullfox Posted 8 May 2005 Share Posted 8 May 2005 For the attention of davieg: Single : Don't worry about how much time you spend on the net, nobody to comment on all the house chores you don't do as a consequence. Coupled: Bingo, someone to do the chores while you are surfing 104618[/snapback] Old fashioned values rock! 104619[/snapback] Got to rush as the better half has nearly finished cooking my brekkie (please be aware that nothing could be further from the truth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 8 May 2005 Share Posted 8 May 2005 For the attention of davieg: Single : Don't worry about how much time you spend on the net, nobody to comment on all the house chores you don't do as a consequence. Coupled: Bingo, someone to do the chores while you are surfing 104618[/snapback] Old fashioned values rock! 104619[/snapback] Got to rush as the better half has nearly finished cooking my brekkie (please be aware that nothing could be further from the truth) 104622[/snapback] I kind of gathered in a 'I doth protest too much' type way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 8 May 2005 Author Share Posted 8 May 2005 For the attention of davieg: Single : Don't worry about how much time you spend on the net, nobody to comment on all the house chores you don't do as a consequence. Coupled: Bingo, someone to do the chores while you are surfing 104618[/snapback] Win/Win Actually with 2 PC's no ones doing the household chores , I'm surfing and she's writing music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Nicky Posted 8 May 2005 Share Posted 8 May 2005 Cheers for that Davie, wasn't already depressed enough! I hate being Single! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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