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Holland vs THE BESTEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

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Caravan is the thinking man's Hugo Sanchez/ash17lcfc.

I can't believe they're all still going for him.

I know, should just no reply to him. He's just baiting them in with his posts. He's a wind up merchant.

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Why do they call it a cheque ? Why not a yugoslavian !!!

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Great episode. :)

Caravan is the thinking man's Hugo Sanchez/ash17lcfc.

I can't believe they're all still going for him.

Because people react differently to you, obviously.

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lol

:D

Jovetic was bloody awesome.

Yeah. To be fair, I was only taking the piss out of Wales but in all fairness Montenegro are starting to get some great players. Jovetic and the like are fantastic, obviously Vucinic is world class but I'd not turn down the likes of Simon Vukcevic or Milan Purovic either.

Why do they call it a cheque ? Why not a yugoslavian !!!

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Oh, oops, did we forget to re-ban you?

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I find it interesting that a guy of your intellect is so stuck in a one-dimensional thinking. Maybe with genius comes madness equally? Your rant about Serbia being "technically superior" is nothing but a sign of fake national pride, an attempt to make yourself look like you're different to the people around you.

Serbia has won sod all in the past and even as the Republic of Yugoslavia, that team never got too far, apart from two appearances in the European Championship final. And you can care as much about "technical" abilities, when you have nothing to be proud of in terms of results (winning), then you're obviously easily pleased.

Your current qualification group features Austria (wow!), Lithuania (wow!), the Faroe Islands (wow!), and a poor Romanian side with no recollection whatsoever of its own glorious past.

No miracle to win those games at home.

And we all know that the FIFA rankings are dubious, to say the least. When you look at the US, for example, who always feature up front, but only due to the fact that they're playing weak opposition on a regular basis, that's no wonder.

What a wind-up you are.

Though it saddens me to have to admit this, when it comes to the intellect stakes, I am a second rater :( But, just as Mount Snowdon would look like Everest if you moved it to The Fens (before it sank into the marsh) I can appear a mental Colossus when surrounded by ****** :P

And so it is with Ingerland. Well so-so more like. You don't exactly flatter to deceive, you self delude with triumphs over the Kazaks and the Andorrans and, of course, that first ever win against that 'nation' next door. Easy to look big in a kind group, and a qualifying one at that. Put you in with your footballing peers in the knockout stages of any tournament and it's a case of 'Honey I Shrank The Team.'

The reason I constantly ramp up Serbia should be obvious - we are footballing lightweights who can punch like heavyweights. And you are footballing heavyweights with all the powderpuff power of a Fraudley Harrison haymaker and the glass jaw of Frank Bruno. Yet when it matters you think you can mix it with the footballing Tysons, Ali's and Foreman's :rolleyes:

Until you do something about your abysmal skill levels you will not win another major tournament. Too many strong nations about now all over the planet and FIFA's generous European quota will steadily be eroded. You are more likely to go the way of your neighbours to the north than steal a march on the Spanish, Italians, & Brazilians.

And all that you will have to brag about is that solitary triumph in '66 which, more than anything else, is responsible for the ongoing disaster that is the England team.

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We still believe, we still believe

we still believe

Its coming home,

Its coming home, its coming

Footballs coming home

Tears for heroes dressed in grey

No plans for final day

Stay in bed, drift away

It could have been all

Songs in the street

It was nearly complete

It was nearly so sweet

And now Im singing

Three lions on the shirt

Jules Rimet still gleaming

No more years of hurt

No more need for dreaming

Talk about football coming home

And then one night in Rome

We were strong, we had grown

And now I see Ince ready for war

Gazza good as before

Shearer ready to score

And Psycho screaming

Three lions on the shirt

Jules Rimet still gleaming

No more years of hurt

No more need for dreaming

We can dance Nobbys dance

We could dance it in France

Its coming home, its coming home,

Footballs coming home

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