Tabou Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 The highlight of the work-related social calender. This year, our theme is Harry Potter meets 'Allo A'llo. Free bar all night though.... Anybody doing anything fun/interesting or scandelous stories of sordid sexxxxx?
Sir Fynwy Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 The highlight of the work-related social calender. This year, our theme is Harry Potter meets 'Allo A'llo. Free bar all night though.... Anybody doing anything fun/interesting or scandelous stories of sordid sexxxxx? Luckily my office party is a civilised meal at a decent restaurant, hate all the falseness at office parties. I work with these people, I don't actually have to like them. When we did have office parties they usually ended up in trouble, one year one of the guys wives tried to get off with almost everyone then beat him up and ended up being arrested.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Won a dance off with some racy dance moves.....with the CEO of the company there. Lost the sole of my shoe.........no idea how. Got cut off from the bar 3 times. Managed to get in to a random office building and spewed on there couches in the foyer. Got an xmas tree in to the lift in the hotel I was staying at. Don't have a proper drink for 3 months lose weight then go to a boozy xmas party......but every one was in the same boat and was a good night.
Guest Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 All of our staff xmas parties have been cancelled, together with them not laying food/drink on for us who are working over xmas
Sly Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 All of our staff xmas parties have been cancelled, together with them not laying food/drink on for us who are working over xmas We are the same, then again they are closing the company and have made 300 odd people redundant so far!! Office party = cancelled last year, they just haven't bothered with one for the people that were left. Buffet food for visitors = cancelled. Drinks = one time were free, we now have to pay 12p. The whole place is pretty miserable in general. Apart from me, as I just bounce around like the bundle of joy I am!!
Tabou Posted 18 December 2009 Author Posted 18 December 2009 The highlight of the work-related social calender. This year, our theme is Harry Potter meets 'Allo A'llo. Free bar all night though.... Anybody doing anything fun/interesting or scandelous stories of sordid sexxxxx? Well we had ours last night. Free bar, encouraged to drink anything and lots of it by our CEO, coupled with a Harry Potter "Potions" cocktail bar, then a nightclub, before getting back to my hotel at 4am. Was in work for 8.30am this morning. Massive, massive mistake.
Ford Super Sunday Posted 18 December 2009 Posted 18 December 2009 Well we had ours last night. Free bar, encouraged to drink anything and lots of it by our CEO, coupled with a Harry Potter "Potions" cocktail bar, then a nightclub, before getting back to my hotel at 4am. Was in work for 8.30am this morning. Massive, massive mistake. Do you work with a very attractive young lady that the CEO had his eyes on by any chance? Or is he just a really generous CEO?
Tabou Posted 18 December 2009 Author Posted 18 December 2009 Do you work with a very attractive young lady that the CEO had his eyes on by any chance? Or is he just a really generous CEO? I work with loads of really attractive (and loose) young ladies. But he is also a very generous CEO (though only at Christmas!) I think his bar bill came to like £11,000!
Leicesterboi Posted 18 December 2009 Posted 18 December 2009 Had our Xmas party last night! People were allowed to take partners after much debate. And I was right....Bad mistake. Our boss ended up confessing an affair with another manager, which caused enough comossion in terms of fisty cuffs as it was. Then after 2 people ended up in A & E, when my manager went to leave, he found a large human poo sitting on his car bonnett, leaving a snail trail type mark from where it had rolled from the windowscreen! I thought his wife had looked quite classy but obviously not!!! Work should be interesting on Monday when we're back in!
Tabou Posted 18 December 2009 Author Posted 18 December 2009 Had our Xmas party last night! People were allowed to take partners after much debate. And I was right....Bad mistake.Our boss ended up confessing an affair with another manager, which caused enough comossion in terms of fisty cuffs as it was. Then after 2 people ended up in A & E, when my manager went to leave, he found a large human poo sitting on his car bonnett, leaving a snail trail type mark from where it had rolled from the windowscreen! I thought his wife had looked quite classy but obviously not!!! Work should be interesting on Monday when we're back in! You HAVE to tell us "Anonymously" where you work......
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 18 December 2009 Posted 18 December 2009 Had our Xmas party last night! People were allowed to take partners after much debate. And I was right....Bad mistake.Our boss ended up confessing an affair with another manager, which caused enough comossion in terms of fisty cuffs as it was. Then after 2 people ended up in A & E, when my manager went to leave, he found a large human poo sitting on his car bonnett, leaving a snail trail type mark from where it had rolled from the windowscreen! I thought his wife had looked quite classy but obviously not!!! Work should be interesting on Monday when we're back in! This is brilliant
Sir Fynwy Posted 18 December 2009 Posted 18 December 2009 Had our Xmas party last night! People were allowed to take partners after much debate. And I was right....Bad mistake.Our boss ended up confessing an affair with another manager, which caused enough comossion in terms of fisty cuffs as it was. Then after 2 people ended up in A & E, when my manager went to leave, he found a large human poo sitting on his car bonnett, leaving a snail trail type mark from where it had rolled from the windowscreen! I thought his wife had looked quite classy but obviously not!!! Work should be interesting on Monday when we're back in! Sounds like your boss is going to have a great Christmas.
Leicesterboi Posted 18 December 2009 Posted 18 December 2009 Sounds like your boss is going to have a great Christmas. I know. Poor bloke. He still thinks he's late 20's bless him, he's actually 59. Which is even funnier the fact his wife is mid fifties and still manage to plonk herself on the bonnett of his 58 plate SLK!!!
Ford Super Sunday Posted 18 December 2009 Posted 18 December 2009 I know. Poor bloke. He still thinks he's late 20's bless him, he's actually 59. Which is even funnier the fact his wife is mid fifties and still manage to plonk herself on the bonnett of his 58 plate SLK!!! How old was the manager he was rogering?
Leicesterboi Posted 18 December 2009 Posted 18 December 2009 How old was the manager he was rogering? As much as I'd like to say either 21 or 88, she's quite a tidy 45 year old!
Matt Posted 20 December 2009 Posted 20 December 2009 Had my Christmas Party at the Walkers Stadium last night, Was ok, Pretty much free Beer, Wine, Vodka, JD all night, I'm regretting that now though. Nothing that exciting happened that I remember, certainly not to top Leicesterboi's story anyway.
Dr The Singh Posted 20 December 2009 Posted 20 December 2009 I know. Poor bloke. He still thinks he's late 20's bless him, he's actually 59. Which is even funnier the fact tlients etcbaking chis wife is mid fifties and still manage to plonk herself on the bonnett of his 58 plate SLK!!! If you ever see here again, tell her Singh's interested!! No xmas party this year, the sales team had 3 very glamorous ones but we had none!! I do miss a good party!! I work with loads of really attractive (and loose) young ladies. But he is also a very generous CEO (though only at Christmas!) I think his bar bill came to like £11,000! Introduction???
Sparky Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 Been to the missus few weeks back at the Marriott hotel , decent bash but food was awful Mines at Athena tomorrow night and a free bar too !!!
Dr The Singh Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 Been to the missus few weeks back at the Marriott hotel , decent bash but food was awfulMines at Athena tomorrow night and a free bar too !!! Can i come!!
Sparky Posted 21 December 2009 Posted 21 December 2009 Can i come!! Not enough alcohol in the place to accomodate you !!
ozleicester Posted 22 December 2009 Posted 22 December 2009 Won a dance off with some racy dance moves.....with the CEO of the company there.Lost the sole of my shoe.........no idea how. Got cut off from the bar 3 times. Managed to get in to a random office building and spewed on there couches in the foyer. Got an xmas tree in to the lift in the hotel I was staying at. Don't have a proper drink for 3 months lose weight then go to a boozy xmas party......but every one was in the same boat and was a good night. sounds great.. but why am i getting visions of david Brent dancing? Had our Xmas party last night! People were allowed to take partners after much debate. And I was right....Bad mistake.Our boss ended up confessing an affair with another manager, which caused enough comossion in terms of fisty cuffs as it was. Then after 2 people ended up in A & E, when my manager went to leave, he found a large human poo sitting on his car bonnett, leaving a snail trail type mark from where it had rolled from the windowscreen! I thought his wife had looked quite classy but obviously not!!! Work should be interesting on Monday when we're back in! Best xmas party ever!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 22 December 2009 Posted 22 December 2009 sounds great.. but why am i getting visions of david Brent dancing? Think less beard more chest hair and more sexual dance moves
Leicesterboi Posted 22 December 2009 Posted 22 December 2009 Been to the missus few weeks back at the Marriott hotel , decent bash but food was awfulMines at Athena tomorrow night and a free bar too !!! Where do you work Sparky? It's the other team in our offices bash tonight and it is at Athena.
Sparky Posted 22 December 2009 Posted 22 December 2009 Where do you work Sparky? It's the other team in our offices bash tonight and it is at Athena. New Look Windows mate
Granno Posted 22 December 2009 Posted 22 December 2009 Going for a curry and drinks later with my work mob. May end up in Hinckley or Leicester though
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