El Empty

[Guest Bilo]

El Empty on Sports Science:

Loughborough or Bath?

Heroic talk.

[Unabomber]

That pig

Great poster.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

Can anyone provide me a link for the pig thing and the picture in the first post?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

John Barnes is the reason I'm all for immigration.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

That family portrait above is bostin! The bloke and the little girl

[Fox You Forest]

Dream on youth, Sven's been there so no man has much chance of satisfying Nancy anymore. Sven can cause back spasms in females just by whispering in their ear.

[Fox You Forest]

Love this thread, it's a great reason to post some gay pics

[lcfc_jme]

[ThreadHijack]

Empty is an absolute machine of quality entertainment to be fair, major kudos to the man!

But then, so is Shrenchel as well. He's hilarious in his own right.

And just recently, Bellend Sebastian has been cracking me up with most of his posts as well, top stuff.

I'm gona finish off by saying that MTWG deserves his own thread; he's far too underappreciated on here based on the top quality entertainent and bant he brings to the table in my opinion.

[/ThreadHijack]

[BoneDog]

Can anyone provide me a link for the pig thing and the picture in the first post?

If you click the little arrow next to the posters name on a quote it takes you to the thread with the quote in it. Click the arrow next to El Empty above the pig picture and there's a link to the pig game in there. The intro to that game is good!

[StanSP]

So there is love on FoxesTalk after all

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[ThreadHijack]

I'm gona finish off by saying that MTWG deserves his own thread; he's far too underappreciated on here based on the top quality entertainent and bant he brings to the table in my opinion.

[/ThreadHijack]

Well that's true.

[Guest Bilo]

Must admit Bellend Sebastian is hilarious just lately.

One thing though, where's my thread?

You bastards.

[StanSP]

Bilo, keep producing shit like this and you'll get your thread soon enough:

Never buy Tesco Value or similar, your pikeyness will be punished with involuntary bumhole fingering.

Always buy mid-range bog roll at the very least, preferably go for a decent branded example. Don't use too much though or you'll end blocking the can and your brown trout will make the most unwelcome comeback since Jimmi Hendrix's vomit.

As for technique, front to back is best. If your ring is itching afterwards, you haven't wiped properly so you must repeat or your grundies will end up looking like Heathrow's runway.

If a post vindaloo poo, wet wipes are best for their welcome cooling effect on your hoop.

That's about it really.

Next week, how many shakes after pissing DO constitute a wank?

And back to Empty's classics...

You've got to wipe from front to back, never wipe the other way. And fold three or four sheets thick, that should guarantee no fingers go through paper.

It's all about the Triple Velvet.

Words of wisdom right there.

[BoneDog]

I agree with the general jist that many posters deserve their own threads. If I've got one anything's possible!

I am gonna start a MTWG one soon when I can be assed to have a search for quotes - I can remember laughing many a time at him so there will be plenty to find!

I also think a whoosh thread is a good idea cos I've seen a fair few whoosh moments on here that are worth a second look, and I'm sure there'll be plenty more.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I am gonna start a MTWG one soon when I can be assed to have a search for quotes - I can remember laughing many a time at him so there will be plenty to find!

Just nearly honked up. Was watching Magnum Force and there was some butt naked blonde on a bed. I was looking at the butt thinking 'mmmm tasty' and then a few seconds later found out it was a bloke with hair like Keith Lemon. Pretty wounded to be honest.