Houdini Logic Posted 22 October 2010 Posted 22 October 2010 I've recentley rediscovered the genius of David Thorne and I'm hard pressed to think of anything quite as funny. You may have been sent some of his stuff as a viral email - but have a look at this website and look through the different articles. Word of warning - Do not read this at work! Link A taster... From: Jane Gilles Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Overdue account Dear David, Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: David Thorne Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter. Regards, David. From: Jane Gilles Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am To: David Thorne Subject: Overdue account Dear David, Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding. Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am To: Jane Gilles Subject: Re: Overdue account Dear Jane, Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please. Regards, David.
StanSP Posted 22 October 2010 Posted 22 October 2010 Aha I have seen this before. Laugh at it all the time though. Tis hilarious
Alexikokopops Posted 22 October 2010 Posted 22 October 2010 I've wasted many an hour browsing his website. He did the "Missing Missy" thing that did the rounds of the internet recently.
Simo86 Posted 22 October 2010 Posted 22 October 2010 Some of those are hilarious, I'd hate to have to send a bill to this bloke!!!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 22 October 2010 Posted 22 October 2010 I've wasted many an hour browsing his website. He did the "Missing Missy" thing that did the rounds of the internet recently. I thought that was fantastic. The people I forwarded it to did as well, with the exception of one woman who only read about a tenth of it and thought, completely wrongly, that the thrust of the joke was a cat suffering. The daft sod
StanSP Posted 22 October 2010 Posted 22 October 2010 The chatroulette ones must be new Oh god that is wrong but hilarious!!!
Libertine Posted 22 October 2010 Posted 22 October 2010 I've been on his site and seen a few of the things before, but I've pretty much wasted most of today going through all of them. Absolutely brilliant.
BoneDog Posted 22 October 2010 Posted 22 October 2010 In my bookmarks I've got a page called 'emails from an asshole'. It must be the same guy 'cos I'm sure the Missing Missy one is one there. It's good stuff!
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