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Letter to Santa!

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Posted

Dear Santa,

can we please have some players that are not make believe, like Leon Crncic.

Kind regards, Trav

PS, I'm not having a go at make believe people.

Posted

You do realise Santa won't be getting these wishes?

Trav will have them bagged up in the back of a second-hand Escort, left in the long-term car park at Heathrow with the rest of the nation's Xmas mail.

Posted

You do realise Santa won't be getting these wishes?

Trav will have them bagged up in the back of a second-hand Escort, left in the long-term car park at Heathrow with the rest of the nation's Xmas mail.

Rumbled! :ph34r:

Posted

Dear Santa

Will all the presents you sent us early in the last few weeks have to go back after Christmas ?

I'd like to keep Davies and Naughton but not too bothered about the others

I realise mummy and daddy haven't paid for them yet but some wise men from the east said they'd foot the bill

to keep me and the other kiddies happy

ps don't employ anyone named Trav as one of your elves . :)

pps ;do you have the power to bestow modships on this forum ?

if so could you give one to Webbo who's been a good boy for ages now

Posted

Dear Santa

Will all the presents you sent us early in the last few weeks have to go back after Christmas ?

I'd like to keep Davies and Naughton but not too bothered about the others

I realise mummy and daddy haven't paid for them yet but some wise men from the east said they'd foot the bill

to keep me and the other kiddies happy

ps don't employ anyone named Trav as one of your elves . :)

pps ;do you have the power to bestow modships on this forum ?

if so could you give one to Webbo who's been a good boy for ages now

As a teenager having read Lord of the Rings, I was convinced that I was half-elven. Seriously.

:blush:

Posted

If Santa could stop people from making pointless threads I'd be a happy girl. :santa:

dear santa

can you please cancel that book i asked for called, "How to Pleasure a Lady "

i think i know what i need to do now

ps i didn't realise it was that easy :)

Posted

Dear Santa,

Ive been ever such a good boy. I paid off my season ticket on time and always make sure my homework is done and handed in 2 days early ( :rolleyes: )

All I want for Christmas this year is peace on earth (and an amazing Leicester City unbeaten streak untill the end of the season, starting with Leeds), nothing much. :thumbup: I realise this is a bit of a late letter but I know you read them all :whistle:

Thanks

Sam

Aged 17 from Leicester

Posted

Dear Santa,

Please can you make Steve Howard younger as he is our only best striker and we desperately need him, and most importantly bring one of your angels (you know what i mean by this the ones that have a magic wand and makes things happen) to tidy my Uni Halls room as its a pig sty with assignment guidelines and textbooks and i have to have it tidied up for tomorrow morning as apparently my walls need re-painting. <_<

Cheers,

William Page

Posted

Dear Santa,

Please can you make Steve Howard younger as he is our only best striker and we desperately need him, and most importantly bring one of your angels (you know what i mean by this the ones that have a magic wand and makes things happen) to tidy my Uni Halls room as its a pig sty with assignment guidelines and textbooks and i have to have it tidied up for tomorrow morning as apparently my walls need re-painting. <_<

Cheers,

William Page

I take it thats a wind up?

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