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By The Blur, in General Chat

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sphericalfox

sphericalfox

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I only seem to be able to breathe clearly through one nostril at any given time , and then it changes to the other one.

I never seem to have both nostrils clear at the same time( well not for long anyway )

Is this usual ?

At least you use your nose to breath, even it is hampered! :ph34r:

Zingari

Zingari

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At least you use your nose to breath, even it is hampered! :ph34r:

where does that saying about mouthbreathers come from ? why is it considered to mean stupid ?

i only asked about the nostril thing because oral sex is difficult if you constantly need to turn your head so that the open nostril is clear .Your tongue need to contort sideways

I just wondered if anyone else had encountered this problem.

It's obviously not a problem if it's oral sex on a man but that doesn't interest me .

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sphericalfox

sphericalfox

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where does that saying about mouthbreathers come from ? why is it considered to mean stupid ?

i only asked about the nostril thing because oral sex is difficult if you constantly need to turn your head so that the open nostril is clear .Your tongue need to contort sideways

I just wondered if anyone else had encountered this problem.

It's obviously not a problem if it's oral sex on a man but that doesn't interest me .

Nice edit :thumbup:

Well mouthbreathing i thought was a pretty standard insult. The first time I heard it in a media form was in a Frank Skinner stand-up routine. Live in Birmingham, I think.

Not sure about the cunnilingus. But surely you need to, like a good swimmer, turn your head, or like the butterfly come up for air and take a few good breaths before commencing once again. I've never got a swimming certificate, and if not careful could drown in the shower, but the technique is sound...so i've been told. :P

Zingari

Zingari

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Nice edit :thumbup:

Well mouthbreathing i thought was a pretty standard insult. The first time I heard it in a media form was in a Frank Skinner stand-up routine. Live in Birmingham, I think.

Not sure about the cunnilingus. But surely you need to, like a good swimmer, turn your head, or like the butterfly come up for air and take a few good breaths before commencing once again. I've never got a swimming certificate, and if not careful could drown in the shower, but the technique is sound...so i've been told. :P

Thanks for the advice , i'm not too sure about using the butterfly technique. I think the missus would object in the strongest terms if I dived on her from a big box and then started bobbing my head , waving my arms in a wild rotation and flapping my legs like a demented dolphin .

I'll try it out though and let you know :thumbup: :xmasbiggrin:

sphericalfox

sphericalfox

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Thanks for the advice , i'm not too sure about using the butterfly technique. I think the missus would object in the strongest terms if I dived on her from a big box and then started bobbing my head , waving my arms in a wild rotation and flapping my legs like a demented dolphin .

I'll try it out though and let you know :thumbup: :xmasbiggrin:

Just don't try the backstroke, I did once and it was....err shit. :xmastongue:

Zingari

Zingari

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Just don't try the backstroke, I did once and it was....err shit. :xmastongue:

No don't fancy that much , Doggy paddling is ok though :xmassmile:

Zingari

Zingari

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I always keep my nose above water.

What about at the deep end ?Have you ever got nervous if you can't touch the bottom

Has anyone ever dived down on you while you were doing the breast stroke ?

Zingari

Zingari

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Sudafed, Vaporub, liquid nitrate, they'll alll clear your passageways

so does this stuff , but for all the good it did me I might just as well stuck it up my arse

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Alexikokopops

Alexikokopops

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I'm planning on making mulled cider tomorrow - is it meant to be done with proper cider, or is it using the american idea of cider (i.e. apple juice)?

I spent a lot of Tuesday night drinking some hot spiced cider and it was definitely alcoholic.

Zingari

Zingari

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Dark green.

I am Rod Hull, I am him.

You're not fooling me , Rod Hull fell off a roof and died years ago and he fell straight on top of the emu .

So green flavoured jelly tastes like an emu's arse ?

I am Rod Hull

I am Rod Hull

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You're not fooling me , Rod Hull fell off a roof and died years ago and he fell straight on top of the emu .

So green flavoured jelly tastes like an emu's arse ?

1. I AM HIM :xmasangry:

2. Green flavoured jelly tastes nothing like emu`s arse, emu`s arse tastes of dark green.....and my arm is not false.

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