Jon the Hat

The remainers are a joke indeed!

We should be on the lookout for a top class manager, and if and when we find one, bring them in regardless of whether Puel is doing well or shit at that moment. This guy might keep us up, but he isn't going to move us towards a regular foray into Europe.

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Bonjour, err I mean Ello. Is it open in ere?

I’m not watching, but are you saying we are playing well apart from failing to score and conceding three goals?

Wtf. How many gets Puel the sack?

United won't sell him. They are planning for life after Jose.

5:15am taxis

I met Des Lynam once, he seemed like a decent chap. Once gave Dame Ellen MacArthur a peck on the cheek when she gave me an award. Met Dame Tanni Grey-Thompson last year; another very impressive lady. Had a dance with Julia Bradbury at a corporate do when the girl I initially asked said no.

Lovely walk this evening, met loads of dogs - I think about 8 playing together at one point, then watched a lovely barn owl hunting and diving on its prey. Had a buzzard right over the garden earlier too.

I’ve given £50 to Tesco to help all the little wine makers and bottlers and also the tax man.

I fort i saw a puddy cat?

The internet is full of women with vegetables in their bits.

Nope, no room for all the wannabe celebs idiots.

I can still chuckle at recalling how Elliot got booked (or even sent off?) for twatting Owen in one game, then a few games later he did EXACTLY the same thing to Craig Bellamy, and the ref waved it off.