SOCCERROO FOX Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 So fire a way it's 2am i've been on the sauce for a while so if u want to know an answer to a question or have a witty anictode let me know as the Leicester Derbry game startes in 2hr and 30mins and i've alreardy sneezed spew on my screen
MPH Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 why does a brown cow eat green grass yet it only gives white milk?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 12 February 2011 Author Posted 12 February 2011 why does a brown cow eat green grass yet it only gives white milk? Have you played on a cow teets before? if not give it a try it is extremly sexual and you wont be disapointed
MikeyT Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 Wh is the outback in Australia called "the bush"? I always imagine it to be just one bloody bush in the middle of nowhere. haha
FoxyPV Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 How can I talk Mrs FoxyPV into giving me a Dutch rudder? (still not 100% on what it actually is)
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 12 February 2011 Author Posted 12 February 2011 It is the outback and if you have ever meet a chick from the outback you should check out her "bush"
MikeyT Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 It is the outback and if you have ever meet a chick from the outback you should check out her "bush"
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 12 February 2011 Author Posted 12 February 2011 How do you manage to get pissed on Fosters?? Well the first time i actually tried fosters is when the bird i was with in London decided to give fosters a try and i must say it was immediate . Just a good solid no frills beer that you can't buy over here. Let's look at the facts it is cheap and goes down well (jut like ya mum) so get around it and you know if ya drinking Fosters no onw will still ya drink!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 12 February 2011 Author Posted 12 February 2011 How can I talk Mrs FoxyPV into giving me a Dutch rudder? (still not 100% on what it actually is) Talk about the positives with her and don't be shy. She will be keeping her hands clean whist giving her partner aka you (and only you i hope) maximum pleasure whilst there is no mess and that easy a sweat wont be raised.
MikeyT Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 Talk about the positives with her and don't be shy. She will be keeping her hands clean whist giving her partner aka you (and only you i hope) maximum pleasure whilst there is no mess and that easy a sweat wont be raised. But you haven't explained what the Dutch Rudder thingybob is?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 12 February 2011 Author Posted 12 February 2011 But you haven't explained what the Dutch Rudder thingybob is? You hold ya own penis, cock, rod, member, benjamin franklin, Denis Rodman, Aids infector, yougurt thrower....whilst ya partner holds wrist/forearm and gives you a hand job that way
MikeyT Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 You hold ya own penis, cock, rod, member, benjamin franklin, Denis Rodman, Aids infector, yougurt thrower....whilst ya partner holds wrist/forearm and gives you a hand job that way Never heard it called that before!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 12 February 2011 Author Posted 12 February 2011 Never heard it called that before! You got to get out more.
FoxyPV Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 I thought it was far more perverted than that. No problem in talking Mrs FoxyPV into that.
Houdini Logic Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 What does it mean when someone 'is piss'?
Parafox Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 You hold ya own penis, cock, rod, member, benjamin franklin, Denis Rodman, Aids infector, yougurt thrower....whilst ya partner holds wrist/forearm and gives you a hand job that way And the point of doing it like that is... ??????
MPH Posted 12 February 2011 Posted 12 February 2011 And the point of doing it like that is... ?????? enjoyment? somthing different?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 12 February 2011 Author Posted 12 February 2011 enjoyment? somthing different? You Sir get me! Also it's an slternative in the negotiations......How bout a shag,,,,,,,,No! Head Job.......No! Linford Chrisitie (wrsitie....hand job)........No! Welll then love whay if i can off your an alternative that will help me out emmensily and you wont get sticky fingers........DUTCH RUDDER! What does it mean when someone 'is piss'? Well i have no idea which somes up my state off mind at this point in time
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 12 February 2011 Author Posted 12 February 2011 Oi ya good sorts just for your information i'm about to watch us flog Derby whilst i'm sitting here nude nursing a XXXX low carb beer ( which is ironic in it's self Low Carbs and me ) it's 4 am so i feel i've earned this
ajthefox Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 I feel incredibly ill haha not surprised mate! Amusing little read was this!
lildave3 Posted 13 February 2011 Posted 13 February 2011 Never heard it called that before! But youve heard it called a Dennis Rodman?!
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