Bugg Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Sorry gents, I'm not as brave as Webster so it's strictly on a need to know basis and there aren't many who need to know If only! Pussy
StanSP Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 As someone with an unusual first name and embarrasing middle names I wept tears (of laughter) when I read this. Managed to keep my middle names a secret until my wedding day when the vicar read them out in the "Do you ????? take ....." bit At this key moment of the ceremony most of my friends wet themselves Unusual first name - is it one of those where the parents name you depending on where they conceived you. So it could be something like 'Bed', or more exotic, 'kitchen table'. As for the middle names, is it 'Horacio' or 'Sandwich' or 'Wellington'.
cambridgefox Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 As someone with an unusual first name and embarrasing middle names I wept tears (of laughter) when I read this. Managed to keep my middle names a secret until my wedding day when the vicar read them out in the "Do you ????? take ....." bit At this key moment of the ceremony most of my friends wet themselves if it helps(no) my mate kept his secret until his wedding day.His middle name is Mufkin!
skinnydipper Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Unusual first name - is it one of those where the parents name you depending on where they conceived you. So it could be something like 'Bed', or more exotic, 'kitchen table'. As for the middle names, is it 'Horacio' or 'Sandwich' or 'Wellington'. First name is hard to rationalise. Don't think you'll have heard of it and when I googled it the few that there are are mostly women ..... and I'm a bloke! As for the middle names - more Horacio than Sandwich but that's all I'm saying
skinnydipper Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 if it helps(no) my mate kept his secret until his wedding day.His middle name is Mufkin! That's the second time I've had tears in my eyes reading this thread
skinnydipper Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Is it Juliet Hamlet? For a fee it could be Let's get this thread back on track - What's behind your username
skinnydipper Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Ok, Winifred. Juliet, Winifred, Horacio No far worse Only a slim chance I'd divulge it when paralytic so no chance when sober
Fox You Forest Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Nowt wrong with Horacio, Miami's finest CSI.
MikeyT Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Sorry gents, I'm not as brave as Webster so it's strictly on a need to know basis and there aren't many who need to know If only! If we guess it right, will you tell us?
skinnydipper Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 If we guess it right, will you tell us? Yep, fair enough. First name is very unusual but apart from there being more females with the name not particularly embarrassing. Some posters know my first name. It's the middle names that get the biggest laugh though. Forgive me for not replying to any guesses though - unless they're on the money Edit; You must have better things to do with your time.
Unit Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 People used to call me c-unit as in **** unit. No idea why, maybe i'm a **** and a unit. who knows! and I think c unit was taken when i tried to sign up
MikeyT Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Yep, fair enough. First name is very unusual but apart from there being more females with the name not particularly embarrassing. Some posters know my first name. It's the middle names that get the biggest laugh though. Forgive me for not replying to any guesses though - unless they're on the money Edit; You must have better things to do with your time. Not till the United v Crawley game later.
skinnydipper Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Not till the United v Crawley game later. As that's your 64th post so far today I'm inclined to agree with you C'mon Crawley
Guest Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 I was looking for a mildly amusing way of getting Leicester into a celebrity name and BAM! There you go
MikeyT Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 As that's your 64th post so far today I'm inclined to agree with you C'mon Crawley Haha i think some of the posts from yesterday have been counted on there.
Fox You Forest Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Sadly I must bow out, I'm to attend the cracker at the Owen Street Sports Ground. So I bid you good day Verity.
skinnydipper Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Is it adrian? Nope, nor is it Patrick I was looking for a mildly amusing way of getting Leicester into a celebrity name and BAM! There you go Que ?
MikeyT Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 I was looking for a mildly amusing way of getting Leicester into a celebrity name and BAM! There you go Bamba? Nope, nor is it Patrick Que ? Emelio Estevez (Emelio Lestavez)
Guest Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Que ? I was just adding to the general theme of the thread rather than meaning to interrupt your discussion As you were
skinnydipper Posted 19 February 2011 Posted 19 February 2011 Emelio Estevez (Emelio Lestavez) Get it now Like it too I'm off now to my counselling session to help me come to terms with the trauma of these emotional wounds being re-opened
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