SOCCERROO FOX Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 At the backpackers pissed as a fart me and my mates all in seperate rooms but is it kosha to have a wank with randoms in ya room? Under the blankets of course! Sorry but just starting a convo
Haydos Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 Go for it. You definitely can't whinge if you get shouted at/kicked out though
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 23 April 2011 Author Posted 23 April 2011 Actually sitting in the alley way down the street just contemplating it!
Haydos Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 Better off in an alleyway than in a room with people. And not many people can say they've bashed one out in an alley.
Mee Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 Do it, and for a practical joke in the night, keep it in a glass, freeze it, heat it up again, then pour the liquid over the randomer! Or you could disguise it by lifting you knees up, in an awquard (sp) position, and then they cant see the boshing action. Or just hire a prozzie.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 23 April 2011 Author Posted 23 April 2011 Fooking short straw my mate was scared and wanted me to escort him to his room. 3 birds from london one topless chewing the fat with us and loving the banter. My room all lights off some bird had stolen me bed relegating me to the top bunk not happy!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 23 April 2011 Author Posted 23 April 2011 Jokes om bird below me cos I'm. Dangling me smelly socks over the bunk
Mee Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 Jokes om bird below me cos I'm. Dangling me smelly socks over the bunk Im just going to interpretate this as you are about to receive a rudder.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 23 April 2011 Author Posted 23 April 2011 I wish I'm only 90% sure she female as I've not turned the lights on. But there is a bra hanging of one corner of me bed! God I love the randomness of staying at backpackers
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 23 April 2011 Author Posted 23 April 2011 Cos u will think less of me! Less than nothing Ok some guy just came in to me room turned the light on taboo after 10 pm in a backpackers. Swigged a bottle of wine said hi and then said don't tell any one hide the wine under his pillow then bailed...what the fook! Love random nights!
BoneDog Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 Actually sitting in the alley way down the street just contemplating it! If you're out and about just wear a mask and go and lie down on someones front garden and do it. Make lots of noise by moaning and shouting 'shit yeah baby' and 'Yabadabadoo' so they look out of the window. It gives them something to talk about in the morning.
FoxyPV Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 Do it with your weaker hand and talk to yourself in two different vocies and claim you have a split personality if caught
Webbo Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 Oi, why am I not allowed an opinion? I'm interested in your opinion Aoww. Should he crack off yes or no? You decide.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 23 April 2011 Author Posted 23 April 2011 More interested to know should I try and get back to sleep or risk killing myself getting down from the top bunk for a slash
AoWW Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 Hmm, whatever you do don't try and have a wank while you're desperate for a slash. Sleep sounds like the best option. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The Doctor Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 Hmm, whatever you do don't try and have a wank while you're desperate for a slash. Sleep sounds like the best option. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Not if he's desperate for a slash - can't go around wetting backpackers beds.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 23 April 2011 Author Posted 23 April 2011 Was clearly never going to go for a wank.....well not in me room at least Checking out and it's not even 8am
FoxyPV Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 Was clearly never going to go for a wank.....well not in me room at least Checking out and it's not even 8am You're not the man I thought you were. I was expecting an update along the lines of "Completed pissed. Dropped my bags in the middle of the dorm and started pulling one off using some sheila's bra. She began to help and then a massive gangbang ensued involving a bunch of randomers and a gaggle of midgets"
MPH Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 what about going to the toilet and.. well you know... the secrecy and solice of the bathroom?
Stevosevic Posted 23 April 2011 Posted 23 April 2011 I have experienced a lot of tug friendly hostels in my time, you need those extra private toilets.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 24 April 2011 Author Posted 24 April 2011 I'm actually starting to think there is something mentally wrong with me, I'm contemplating changing!
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