davieG Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 You know it makes sense If you're an addict who can't give it up, take a holiday here
Scow Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Off you go, L1boy 120818[/snapback] and katassi 120836[/snapback] No, Katy is a classy spammer.
Muz Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Off you go, L1boy 120818[/snapback] and katassi 120836[/snapback] No, Katy is a classy spammer. 120838[/snapback] Is there such a thing
Scow Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Off you go, L1boy 120818[/snapback] and katassi 120836[/snapback] No, Katy is a classy spammer. 120838[/snapback] Is there such a thing 120847[/snapback] Yes - I've just invented the phrase.
Cat Burger Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 I'm not sure whether I am or not? I'm trying to clean up my act a bit anyway!! SAY NO TO SPAM
Katy Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 How rude! Quality spamming keeps this forum alive during the summer months (or rather it will) Oh yes and thanks Mark , at least im classy in some ways!
Katy Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Spam is evil (+1) 120894[/snapback] Well theres spam and theres general chat (no pun intended) I dont think im a total spammer and I dont start stupid threads, I am, however, a POST WHORE!!!
Cat Burger Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Spam is evil (+1) 120894[/snapback] Well theres spam and theres general chat (no pun intended) I dont think im a total spammer and I dont start stupid threads, I am, however, a POST WHORE!!! 120896[/snapback] Post slag.
Katy Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Spam is evil (+1) 120894[/snapback] Well theres spam and theres general chat (no pun intended) I dont think im a total spammer and I dont start stupid threads, I am, however, a POST WHORE!!! 120896[/snapback] Post slag. 120897[/snapback] Bit harsh but ill go with it. Whore/slag same thing really
CasinoGee Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Didn't anyone get my joke? Did no one see my little '(+1) " thing?
Katy Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Didn't anyone get my joke? Did no one see my little '(+1) " thing? 120910[/snapback] I got it, was just explaining my position in this crazy message board world.
davieG Posted 8 June 2005 Author Posted 8 June 2005 Katassi. Well theres spam and theres general chat I wasan't suggesting anyone on here was a spammer, you're right with the above statement. I've noticed no-one has spotted the irony that this topic started by me is actually err SPAM
Katy Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Katassi.Well theres spam and theres general chat I wasan't suggesting anyone on here was a spammer, you're right with the above statement. I've noticed no-one has spotted the irony that this topic started by me is actually err SPAM 120922[/snapback] You are far too clever for your own good Mr G!
Guest Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam loverly Spam
davieG Posted 8 June 2005 Author Posted 8 June 2005 Spam Spam Spam SpamSpam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam loverly Spam 120943[/snapback] Go wild with the whole script Lisa. The Spam Sketch from the second series of "Monty Python's Flying Circus" and"Monty Python's Previous Record" (Spam = Spiced Pork And Ham, a sort of cheap luncheon meat) Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter. Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear. Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right. Man (to Waitress): Morning! Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!) Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
stez Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Im thinking of having this as my avatar Whaddiya reckon? 120947[/snapback] its a good 'en
john_lcfc Posted 8 June 2005 Posted 8 June 2005 Off you go, L1boy 120818[/snapback] that's a bit harsh! 120852[/snapback] thought so too anish.. its because i posted corny jokes on the jesus joke thread thingy
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