The People's Hero Posted 16 July 2011 Posted 16 July 2011 I'm getting my 'London' on today and treking up to our filthy capital for dinner, beers and the karaoke in a little private room. ACE. The karaoke is booked for 7-9 though and then dinner after. How am I going to get drunk enough for karaoke but sufficiently sober by 9 for dinner in what should be a fairly nice, respectable restaurant? There are only 4 of us going and I doubt my wife will sing. Should get lots of songs in. Oh yes. All answers in txtspk shall be ignored. Actually, I'm not convinced this will get any answers.
sdb Posted 16 July 2011 Posted 16 July 2011 Get everyone else battered. Then go up, do a song, pretend you're pissed whilst actually breaking your balls to impress everyone, then at dinner, eat everyone's meals whilst they chunder in the toilets.
Vacamion Posted 16 July 2011 Posted 16 July 2011 How am I going to get drunk enough for karaoke but sufficiently sober by 9 for dinner in what should be a fairly nice, respectable restaurant? The art of pretending to be sober in social situations is much neglected these days...
The People's Hero Posted 16 July 2011 Author Posted 16 July 2011 The art of pretending to be sober in social situations is much neglected these days... I love karaoke. I will be very drunk. I'm not sure how good I am at pretending to be sober. I reckon not great.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 16 July 2011 Posted 16 July 2011 Just relax and let your beautiful singing voice work its magic
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 16 July 2011 Posted 16 July 2011 I've been a few times to Karaoke one of the funniest things you can do. My signature move is the foot up on the chair and pelvic thrust the shit out of the tune, massive crowd pleaser. Got me a few free pints of G and T in Helsinki as the locals thought i was a legend
yorkie1999 Posted 16 July 2011 Posted 16 July 2011 Drink sambuca! you only feel p*ssed while you're drinking it
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