Does your Dog fart lots?

[Bob Weasel Fox]

I have a 5 year old Black Labrador called "Duke" who farts like a trooper and they reek!!!!! I mean terrible aswell, really make me want to gag at times

Dont get me wrong i do a job where you see all sorts of people, houses etc etc and i have seem some truely shocking sights but there is like a Green Vapour Cloud of dog farts as you enter my house at present, its fould depraved and makes me want to throw up!!!

Anyone else with a smelly arsed dog as companion (or wife ?)

See the responses flooding in!!!!

[Trav Le Bleu]

Anyone else with a smelly arsed dog as wife?

[Zingari]

well, the dog gets the blame for a lot of the smells in our gaff

[Schlupp]

Some cat who we don't even own always shitting and farting in our back garden he ****ing loves it the little ****.He pulled a ****ing shit on the top of our shed,next time I'm gonna shit on his head.

[I am Rod Hull]

I blamed one on the dog today.....

I think I got away with it.....

[Fox1651]

I have a 5 year old Black Labrador called "Duke" who farts like a trooper and they reek!!!!! I mean terrible aswell, really make me want to gag at times

Dont get me wrong i do a job where you see all sorts of people, houses etc etc and i have seem some truely shocking sights but there is like a Green Vapour Cloud of dog farts as you enter my house at present, its fould depraved and makes me want to throw up!!!

Anyone else with a smelly arsed dog as companion (or wife ?)

See the responses flooding in!!!!

typical of you to lower the tone Carlito

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Anyone else with a smelly arsed dog as wife?

The ex-wife certainly qualifies

[Rincewind]

The thing is if you blame the dog they slink off looking guilty.

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

I have a German Shepherd who's snoring is absolutely bloody horrendous.

[Ilkeston_Fox]

My little mutt doesn't fart so much, but belches like a good'un, and the stink too.

[Brainy]

I have a 14 month old golden retriever called Duke and he farts quite a bit too, his dribbling is more annoying to me though

[z-layrex]

My old German Shepard never used to fart weirdly, he shit like a trooper tho bless him. Ah miss that old boy.

I dunno, maybe try a different diet?

[Rincewind]

Stephen Fry's dog Pippin has his own Twitter page. I have just tweeted asking if he farts then blames it on his master.

I'll will be interested in the reply.

[z-layrex]

Stephen Fry's dog Pippin has his own Twitter page. I have just tweeted asking if he farts then blames it on his master.

I'll will be interested in the reply.

What is it with you and Stephen Fry?

[Rincewind]

I like his wit. I find it kinda amusing that he hs set up a twitter page for his dog and another for Mrs Fry (hoto of him with a wig) On this one he puts little qups and one liners. 'Stephephen was hoping for Leila from Star Wars tonight but I have a headache so he'll have to settle for Hans Solo'

Not sure if thats the best or worst example.

Anyway off on a brewery trip today from the Salmon.

[Bob Weasel Fox]

I have a German Shepherd who's snoring is absolutely bloody horrendous.

i like it, think i do the snoring in this house, much to the wifes annoyance

[Bob Weasel Fox]

I have a 14 month old golden retriever called Duke and he farts quite a bit too, his dribbling is more annoying to me though

we have a seperate bag of old tea towels to wipe Duke's mouth as he slobbers all over the place so much

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

we have a seperate bag of old tea towels to wipe Duke's mouth as he slobbers all over the place so much

Good idea. .I used to have a Golden Labrador that just sat and watched us eat. He would slobber all over the floor. This really used to kill any appetite we had, and he would polish off what we left. I reckon that old houndy-dog knew EXACTLY what he was doing. lol

[FoxesAreBlue]

When my dog farts it's usually silent, he drops his bag and sneaks off leaving us to deal with the fusty aroma he's left behind.

But every once in a while he will do a loud one and scare himself and chases his own arse out of the room instead!

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Good idea. .I used to have a Golden Labrador that just sat and watched us eat. He would slobber all over the floor. This really used to kill any appetite we had, and he would polish off what we left. I reckon that old houndy-dog knew EXACTLY what he was doing. lol

How very true im sure, they are crafty sods for sure

[Bob Weasel Fox]

When my dog farts it's usually silent, he drops his bag and sneaks off leaving us to deal with the fusty aroma he's left behind.

But every once in a while he will do a loud one and scare himself and chases his own arse out of the room instead!

Very much like Duke then, although most of his are loud anyway but the real rippers he does exactly the same and then comes back in the room and looks at me as if i scared him!!!

[Bob Weasel Fox]

I like his wit. I find it kinda amusing that he hs set up a twitter page for his dog and another for Mrs Fry (hoto of him with a wig) On this one he puts little qups and one liners. 'Stephephen was hoping for Leila from Star Wars tonight but I have a headache so he'll have to settle for Hans Solo'

Not sure if thats the best or worst example.

Anyway off on a brewery trip today from the Salmon.

Superb

[Simo86]

My ex had a chocolate labrador who would fart in his sleep really loudly, wake himself up, smell his arse and then walk out. They would absolutely stink!

[Bob Weasel Fox]

My ex had a chocolate labrador who would fart in his sleep really loudly, wake himself up, smell his arse and then walk out. They would absolutely stink!

Must be a lab thing then, my "Duke" is farting his guts away tonight