panky and our gang Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 Failing that I like a quim that looks like a cat with it's throat cut .
Guest Bilo Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 Tidy gammon goalposts are a must. My dick is going near something that looks like a badly packed kebab. Oh, and breasts must always be pert. I am prepared to sacrifice size for pertness.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 She could have a face like a bearmanpig but if she's got short shorts on..... I'd ruin it
AoWW Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 She could have a face like a bearmanpig but if she's got short shorts on..... I'd ruin it
Salieri Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 Meh, 8 pints later and it'd look more like this: :eek:
Guest Bilo Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 She could have a face like a bearmanpig but if she's got short shorts on..... I'd ruin it Interesting....
FoxesAreBlue Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 Has to be a she.... I have standards, they're as shallow as a teaspoon but standards all the same
panky and our gang Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 I still prefer a furry front bum on the ladies . Especially with the bomb doors open .
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 10 October 2011 Posted 10 October 2011 Whatever happened to a nice personality and intelligent conversation? oh yeah . . . . . . errrm . . . . . . . . . that aswell
panky and our gang Posted 10 October 2011 Posted 10 October 2011 Well you may get lucky with the nice personality , but seriously intelligent conversation ?
The Year Of The Fox Posted 10 October 2011 Posted 10 October 2011 Smallish height wise Brown hair Nice pair of tits Fit body Nice personality Just described my missis there!
FoxesAreBlue Posted 10 October 2011 Posted 10 October 2011 Smallish height wise Brown hair Nice pair of tits Fit body Nice personality Just described my missis there! She was watching u write that wasn't she
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 10 October 2011 Posted 10 October 2011 I prefer them with a fanny that looks like a stab wound in a Gorillas back . camels hoof in leggings is a good look
Tielemans63 Posted 10 October 2011 Posted 10 October 2011 Sex- Female Height- around 5ft 6ins. Statistics- 48ins, 32ins, 40ins Hair- Red (pubes left to grow wild ) Clothes- White blouse, short black skirt, high heels, transparent pants, tan seamed stockings, and black suspenders. Ideal age- Mid forties Hobbies- Ho. Ho. Make up- yes, but not heavy. Character- Overly Generous. You mean like this.....?
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 10 October 2011 Posted 10 October 2011 You mean like this.....? no no no, apparently she is a bit krankie in the mornings
Tielemans63 Posted 10 October 2011 Posted 10 October 2011 no no no, apparently she is a bit krankie in the mornings True. You should never wake someone when they're fan dabi doz-ing
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 10 October 2011 Posted 10 October 2011 Sex- Female Height- around 5ft 6ins. Statistics- 48ins, 32ins, 40ins Hair- Red (pubes left to grow wild ) Clothes- White blouse, short black skirt, high heels, transparent pants, tan seamed stockings, and black suspenders. Ideal age- Mid forties Hobbies- Ho. Ho. Make up- yes, but not heavy. Character- Overly Generous. Fairly trim but not trimmed then
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 10 October 2011 Posted 10 October 2011 Fairly trim but not trimmed then I think I dreamt about my perfect woman last night. Fell out of bed!
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