Stay Positive Posted 8 October 2011 Posted 8 October 2011 (or your perfect bloke, if you're female or that way inclined) I'd have to go for: Height : About 5 feet tall. I like petite women. Body shape: Medium build. I can handle slightly overweight but not too much. Hair colour: Not fussy but prefer the "natural" colours, rather than the more harsh on the eye ones. So either brunette or blonde preferably. Hair length: Shoulder length or longer. Chest: Small to medium. Never quite understood everyone's insatiable desire for big 'uns. Tattoos: None Body piercing: Ears only. I can handle nose piercings though, and bellybutton piercing, but as a rule, prefer neither. Voice: Feminine. The Brighton accent kills me, for some reason. Female "grooming habit": Neatly trimmed. I blame the film "American Pie" for misleading ladies into believing we all want clean shaven... Clothing: Tartan mini-skirts do it for me every time Personality: Preferably someone who can laugh at themselves. HMMMM....this is starting to sound like a dating agency....maybe I should set one up...
Stay Positive Posted 8 October 2011 Author Posted 8 October 2011 You're single, aren't you? Ha. No, just at work.
Leicfox Posted 8 October 2011 Posted 8 October 2011 (or your perfect bloke, if you're female or that way inclined) I'd have to go for: Height : About 5 feet tall. I like petite women. Body shape: Medium build. I can handle slightly overweight but not too much. Hair colour: Not fussy but prefer the "natural" colours, rather than the more harsh on the eye ones. So either brunette or blonde preferably. Hair length: Shoulder length or longer. Chest: Small to medium. Never quite understood everyone's insatiable desire for big 'uns. Tattoos: None Body piercing: Ears only. I can handle nose piercings though, and bellybutton piercing, but as a rule, prefer neither. Voice: Feminine. The Brighton accent kills me, for some reason. Female "grooming habit": Neatly trimmed. I blame the film "American Pie" for misleading ladies into believing we all want clean shaven... Clothing: Tartan mini-skirts do it for me every time Personality: Preferably someone who can laugh at themselves. HMMMM....this is starting to sound like a dating agency....maybe I should set one up...
Stay Positive Posted 8 October 2011 Author Posted 8 October 2011 I knew I was asking for trouble with the tartan skirt thing
broughtonblue Posted 8 October 2011 Posted 8 October 2011 She already exists, Milena Velba although she would have to speak English
Fox92 Posted 8 October 2011 Posted 8 October 2011 Kelly Brook is close enough to 'perfect' I'd prefer blonde hair though.
Stay Positive Posted 8 October 2011 Author Posted 8 October 2011 About this "Brighton feminine accent".... Feminine not iffeminate, thank you! I've met several women from Brighton and their accent is just wonderful. At least...I think they were women...
One Arm Babba Posted 8 October 2011 Posted 8 October 2011 Good luck with her..... Sounds like jimmy crankie to me!!!!
Guest Bilo Posted 8 October 2011 Posted 8 October 2011 My list goes on forever. Not that I'm in a position to be fussy mind. Will 'not a **** like the last one' count as an answer? On a lighter note I'm very into gingers at the moment, I don't care that the pubic bush resembles a Dorito. That's what razors are for.
Fox92 Posted 8 October 2011 Posted 8 October 2011 Girls with red hair are not bad... if its like on the right person. This girl, who has red hair, works in the game shop in town and she's like
Vacamion Posted 8 October 2011 Posted 8 October 2011 (or your perfect bloke, if you're female or that way inclined) I'd have to go for: [...] Female "grooming habit": Neatly trimmed. I blame the film "American Pie" for misleading ladies into believing we all want clean shaven... [...] HMMMM....this is starting to sound like a dating agency....maybe I should set one up... [Old married bloke posting] They let you specify "foliage" at dating agencies? I'm old school, so I vote for "au naturelle" (a mountain gorilla with Bob Marley in a wrestling hold).
acooling08 Posted 8 October 2011 Posted 8 October 2011 (or your perfect bloke, if you're female or that way inclined) I'd have to go for: Height : About 5 feet tall. I like petite women. Body shape: Medium build. I can handle slightly overweight but not too much. Hair colour: Not fussy but prefer the "natural" colours, rather than the more harsh on the eye ones. So either brunette or blonde preferably. Hair length: Shoulder length or longer. Chest: Small to medium. Never quite understood everyone's insatiable desire for big 'uns. Tattoos: None Body piercing: Ears only. I can handle nose piercings though, and bellybutton piercing, but as a rule, prefer neither. Voice: Feminine. The Brighton accent kills me, for some reason. Female "grooming habit": Neatly trimmed. I blame the film "American Pie" for misleading ladies into believing we all want clean shaven... Clothing: Tartan mini-skirts do it for me every time Personality: Preferably someone who can laugh at themselves. HMMMM....this is starting to sound like a dating agency....maybe I should set one up... Agree with you on most of this, especially chest size. On a side note, I can't stand fake boobs. Shaven is preferable. Maybe I'm weird, but I find female pubic hair a bit , just as bad as armpit air or facial hair for me!
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 5' 8" tall or slightly smaller brunette preferably but not essential Athletic build (or at least makes an effort fitness wise) has a gash and puppies all other requirements not necessary
Webbo Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 5' 8" tall or slightly smaller brunette preferably but not essential Athletic build (or at least makes an effort fitness wise) has a gash and puppies all other requirements not necessary Whatever happened to a nice personality and intelligent conversation?
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 Sex- Female Height- around 5ft 6ins. Statistics- 48ins, 32ins, 40ins Hair- Red (pubes left to grow wild ) Clothes- White blouse, short black skirt, high heels, transparent pants, tan seamed stockings, and black suspenders. Ideal age- Mid forties Hobbies- Ho. Ho. Make up- yes, but not heavy. Character- Overly Generous.
Zingari Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 She already exists, Milena Velba although she would have to speak English She’d have to be able to understand phrases like, “ I can’t fookin breathe”
panky and our gang Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 I prefer them with a fanny that looks like a stab wound in a Gorillas back .
acooling08 Posted 9 October 2011 Posted 9 October 2011 I prefer them with a fanny that looks like a stab wound in a Gorillas back . Now that made me laugh out loud.
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