Oh dear Sepp!

[21st Century Fox]

Wow that's amazing. Syrian Electronic Army, they've hacked the Official FIFA World Cup account also.

[Jordan]

Jack Warner isn't even trying to hide how corrupt he is anymore.

http://m.guardiannews.com/football/2013/apr/26/jack-warner-fifa-sepp-blatter-money

So, in exchange for delivering votes to elect Sepp Blatter as FIFA General Secretary, Warner was given him a boatload of cash to build a Centre of Excellence for CONCACAF... Which he built on property he owns and collects rent on. Just like his buddy Chuck Blazer, who moved CONCACAF offices to New York, where they rent offices in buildings owned by Chuck Blazer.

Warner was just forced to resign from his T&T government positions after an report by the government pretty much confirmed that almost every bit of money from CONCACAF under his leadership at some point passed through a bank account he owned.

There is certainly fire behind the smoke when Jack Warner says Qatar "bought" the 2022 World Cup. However, this is the same guy that told the English FA told them he'd deliver them 2018 votes if they gave him about £2m to be deposited into one of his personal accounts, which he would then use to buy Haiti's World Cup television rights and make himself look like an angel.

Warner, of course, was spared a review by FIFA's "ethics" committee because he resigned from his CONCACAF role in 2011, and FIFA decided as such to sweep Warner's graft under the rug. That's reform, Sepp Blatter style.

[21st Century Fox]

I did enjoy FIFA's Jerome Valcke's claim that too much democracy hinders the organisation of World Cup tournaments.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22288688

[21st Century Fox]

A seasoned comedy writer would have trouble coming up with some of the stuff Sepp says:

 

Still uneasy with the liberal one-eyed press coverage of Qatar's slave problem. "My grandmother always said a clock rings ding and dong, not ding-ding-ding. You have to listen to ding and to dong, and for now I only hear ding." His plan to redress the balance: meeting the Emir. "I've heard the ding from lots of journalists, so now I will go there, and listen to the dong."

 

 

[Kitchandro]

A seasoned comedy writer would have trouble coming up with some of the stuff Sepp says:

 

 

 

lol

[Captain...]

A seasoned comedy writer would have trouble coming up with some of the stuff Sepp says:

 

 

 

Is accidental Partridge still a thing? Because that is pure Partridge, if Coogan came out with that it would be hailed as comic genius.