The People's Hero Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 Just noticed. Well, 30,001. Must be a bona-fide forum legend? Certainly longest serving? Please confirm mods? I hope my son does something more productive with his life!
Libertine Dream Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 Can never imagine getting to 30000, hopefully I'll find a life before then Hasn't Thracian been on here longer?
The Doctor Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 I think LD3 is still miles ahead of you. Possibly daggers, although the twat keeps resetting his post count.
Daggers Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 I think LD3 is still miles ahead of you. Possibly daggers, although the twat keeps resetting his post count. That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me on here, thank you. xxx My post count is only 2,307 - I would never waste my time posting shit on the internet.
The People's Hero Posted 27 February 2012 Author Posted 27 February 2012 Me neither personally. I have a confession, there is not just one TPH, its teamTPH. I was hoping to make a fortune by franchising off TPH packages but I've decided to make my money finding a way to make lager palatable and selling it to all the major breweries.
Daggers Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 I've decided to make my money finding a way to make lager palatable and selling it to all the major breweries. Try using large squares made up of slats of wood, that's what I'd do.
The People's Hero Posted 27 February 2012 Author Posted 27 February 2012 Try using large squares made up of slats of wood, that's what I'd do. Thats brilliant. If I ever become a stand up comedian (which I won't) I'll find a way to work that in to my routine. In fact, it would be my only joke.
The People's Hero Posted 27 February 2012 Author Posted 27 February 2012 My gift to you. Thanks. It genuinely is a gift that money couldn't buy. Now that its mine though, it is a gift that money CAN buy. Come on folks. Know anyone who likes gifts? Know anyone with a good sense of humour? Treat them to this great quip which THEY WILL JUST LOVE. £35 lifetime unlimited usage.
Finnegan Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 Try using large squares made up of slats of wood, that's what I'd do. I wish I hadn't laughed at that. I feel unclean. This is a slippery slope that leads to howling at Alan Carr.
The People's Hero Posted 27 February 2012 Author Posted 27 February 2012 I wish I hadn't laughed at that. I feel unclean. This is a slippery slope that leads to howling at Alan Carr. I'm not sure about that. Daggers didn't just mince about making innuendo loaded stupid comments. I would pay to see that though (providing I get a respectable amount of money for that quip)
Nationwider Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 Thanks. It genuinely is a gift that money couldn't buy. Now that its mine though, it is a gift that money CAN buy. Come on folks. Know anyone who likes gifts? Know anyone with a good sense of humour? Treat them to this great quip which THEY WILL JUST LOVE. £35 lifetime unlimited usage. I'm still regretting sponsoring you 10p a post back in 2005, so count me out. And don't reply to this post - I don't get paid until Wednesday and the children must eat.
Finnegan Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 I really can't picture Daggers mincing anywhere.
Daggers Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 This is a slippery slope that leads to a howling Alan Carr. You are turning into Master Fox more and more by the day. This is like 2007 never finished.
Finnegan Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 You are turning into Master Fox more and more by the day. I WOULD ****ING SMASH IT
The People's Hero Posted 27 February 2012 Author Posted 27 February 2012 2007 finished? Sh it. I'm going to have a huge library fine.
Daggers Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 I WOULD ****ING SMASH IT Wine hit keyboard. Bastard.
The People's Hero Posted 27 February 2012 Author Posted 27 February 2012 This is a bit like the old days. Lovely to see Nationwider make an appearance. Nostalgia is great (but it certainly ain't what it used to be)
FoxesAreBlue Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 This is a bit like the old days. Lovely to see Nationwider make an appearance. Nostalgia is great (but it certainly ain't what it used to be) Should be in the unfunny things people say thread!
Finnegan Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 Should be in the unfunny things people say thread! I'll take a hammy TPH gag over WTFBBQ's ten thousandth ****ing useless pun of the week.
The People's Hero Posted 27 February 2012 Author Posted 27 February 2012 Should be in the unfunny things people say thread! You might as well just re-route all of my posts straight in there!
The People's Hero Posted 27 February 2012 Author Posted 27 February 2012 I'll take a hammy TPH gag over WTFBBQ's ten thousandth ****ing useless pun of the week. Pun of the week? Tell me more.... PotW. Could be massive. Is it scaleable? Can we franchise it? If we were to make it more palatable, how should we go about that?
Finnegan Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 You might as well just re-route all of my posts straight in there! And leave you with Smuts for eternal company? We're not that cruel. Pun of the week? Tell me more.... PotW. Could be massive. Is it scaleable? Can we franchise it? If we were to make it more palatable, how should we go about that? THERE'D BE STACKS OF POTENTIAL OLOLOLOLOLOL
Daggers Posted 27 February 2012 Posted 27 February 2012 THERE'D BE STACKS OF POTENTIAL OLOLOLOLOLOL Stick a fork lift in, he's done.
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