Steak and BJ day March 14th. - Valentines day for Men

[Webbo]

it does that all on it's own

You don't expect us to swallow that, do you?

[Zingari]

You don't expect us to swallow that, do you?

i see you're using the plural though

[Gold Coast Fox]

Given the choice of putting the little fella in a bristly hole full of sharp teeth or the soft comforting folds of a comely lady's tumescent love bucket, I think I know which target I'd plump for .

You wont be saying that after she pops a few babys out

She really will be a 'love bucket' then

[Zingari]

You wont be saying that after she pops a few babys out

you're about 30 years too late Goldy

i liked both the before and after versions , women are wonderfully designed

[sphericalfox]

The wife asked me if I wanted owt from Asda for me dinner......should I?

[Gold Coast Fox]

you're about 30 years too late Goldy

i liked both the before and after versions , women are wonderfully designed

Damn! I though I made such a witty come back aswell

[Wycombe Fox]

I had a BJ at the weekend.

Now I know how my wife feels.

[Head Honcho]

My Thai girlfriend made me steak and chips earlier.............hope she's not expecting a blowjob later!

[sphericalfox]

Shit, she got on her pjs. Looks like take-away and self-indulgence for me. god i hate made up holidays!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Went out to dinner with 2 female mates of mine, coincidently it was steak night tried it on for the full 40 minute drive home but no dice

[Wycombe Fox]

Mrs Isle of Wight Fox just back from Tesco.

No steak.

I'm hopeful though as she bought some mouthwash

[The People's Hero]

Hahaha love it.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

If all else fails

[General Smuts]

Well I got the steak at least.

[Wycombe Fox]

One out of two isn't bad.

I was really fancying a steak as well

[MikeyT]

Mrs Isle of Wight Fox just back from Tesco.

No steak.

I'm hopeful though as she bought some mouthwash