cambridgefox Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 She always made it neat, no fruit just jelly. Someone left a sausage in my rear entry . and a cockatoo in your mouth!
ithuriel Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 Someone left a sausage in my rear entry . Pork??
flowwolf Posted 30 December 2012 Posted 30 December 2012 Pork?? No it must have been Beef , as in come here and let me stab you with my Beef Bayonet.
Zingari Posted 31 December 2012 Posted 31 December 2012 Is that pig smoking a cigar ? Doesn't he know some of us find that offensive ?
Zingari Posted 31 December 2012 Posted 31 December 2012 Here's the culprit....... It must have been going at one heck of a speed to do that !
Parafox Posted 31 December 2012 Posted 31 December 2012 I remember waking up with a pig's head on the pillow next to me when I was on holiday in Magaluf . How was she the right way up?
Zingari Posted 31 December 2012 Posted 31 December 2012 How was she the right way up? :xmasbiggrin: i never stayed long enough to find out !
cambridgefox Posted 31 December 2012 Posted 31 December 2012 :xmasbiggrin: i never stayed long enough to find out ! How long a weeeeeeekkkkkkk(poor gag and only works if you pretend to be a piglet,as you do in everyday life)
Zingari Posted 31 December 2012 Posted 31 December 2012 How long a weeeeeeekkkkkkk(poor gag and only works if you pretend to be a piglet,as you do in everyday life) I know I had to use some oinkment to get rid of the rasher !
cambridgefox Posted 31 December 2012 Posted 31 December 2012 I know I had to use some oinkment to get rid of the rasher ! at least you were cured.
Zingari Posted 31 December 2012 Posted 31 December 2012 at least you were cured. Yes and the rest of the holiday was cracklin :xmassmile:
rico Posted 31 December 2012 Author Posted 31 December 2012 i've made a right pigs ear of this thread
Parafox Posted 31 December 2012 Posted 31 December 2012 I'm not loi'in, this thread is hardly scratchings the surface
flowwolf Posted 31 December 2012 Posted 31 December 2012 Is that pig smoking a cigar ? Doesn't he know some of us find that offensive ? Well if smoking is bad for you how come it cures Kippers ?
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