johnny the fox Posted 5 February 2013 Posted 5 February 2013 I need taking care of, I want somebody to wait on me hand and foot. Ive got loads of washing needs doing, especially some pants with those ground in stains...I will take good care of thee, plenty of treats and 10 pound a week spending money..you can't turn your nose up at that, now then....ps. I don't mind wearing white in church.. but no funny stuff.
FoxyPV Posted 5 February 2013 Posted 5 February 2013 I won't tell any good jokes but I'll **** you senseless.
stevelcfc Posted 5 February 2013 Posted 5 February 2013 I won't tell any good jokes but I'll **** you senseless. Looking at the OP it would appear you already have.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 5 February 2013 Posted 5 February 2013 I need taking care of, I want somebody to wait on me hand and foot. Ive got loads of washing needs doing, especially some pants with those ground in stains...I will take good care of thee, plenty of treats and 10 pound a week spending money..you can't turn your nose up at that, now then....ps. I don't mind wearing white in church.. but no funny stuff. Lambys keen
johnny the fox Posted 5 February 2013 Author Posted 5 February 2013 I won't tell any good jokes but I'll **** you senseless. sounds like you have had plenty of experience lad..Im looking for a un touched un sullied virgin who can iron like a bastard..
FoxyPV Posted 5 February 2013 Posted 5 February 2013 sounds like you have had plenty of experience lad..Im looking for a un touched un sullied virgin who can iron like a bastard.. I'll get a couple of stitches and I'll be like a virgin again. Oh, I can iron as well.
johnny the fox Posted 5 February 2013 Author Posted 5 February 2013 I'll get a couple of stitches and I'll be like a virgin again. Oh, I can iron as well. Mmmmm.. A couple? more like a sewing machine job, but send me your CV, I will take a butchers, but no open legs pics. thank you.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 5 February 2013 Posted 5 February 2013 As long as it's not on a Saturday. May need to make it 9 pound a week then
StanSP Posted 5 February 2013 Posted 5 February 2013 May need to make it 9 pound a week then Lamby's moist at all the meal deals and bets that that money can all be squandered on! Think of the bets!!
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 5 February 2013 Posted 5 February 2013 Lamby's moist at all the meal deals and bets that that money can all be squandered on! Think of the bets!! The betting thread may bring down the whole forum with the amount of posts.
Danizen Posted 6 February 2013 Posted 6 February 2013 Depends how big your house is. I'm not turning my back on 24 years of heterosexuality for a pauper. PS. I don't iron but I make a fabulous cottager pie.
Finnegan Posted 6 February 2013 Posted 6 February 2013 Mmmmm.. A couple? more like a sewing machine job, but send me your CV, I will take a butchers, but no open legs pics. thank you. lol
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