Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory

[The Doctor]

http://www.publiceye.org/conspire/generator.html

 

 

So then - how many can we create that El immediately claims are fact?

[Vacamion]

Can of worms...

 

Loved this one, it could almost have come from some of the threads in here:

 

 

 

 

In order to understand what's really happening you need to realize that everything is controlled by a evil plan made up of secular humanists.

The conspirators are arrogant intellectuals and their conspiracy began with John Dewey and the creation of public education.

The conspirators have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Roosevelt Administration.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified only by their Godless conduct.

The conspirators have help from powerful elite homosexuals, and the conspiracy benefits undeserving liberals, homosexuals, and abortionists; at the expense of Christianity.

The conspirators want to crush God-fearing Christians, and round up and restrain resisters in the Antichrist's dungeons. They are using federal judges to establish a Godless regime.

In order to prepare for this, we all must read the Bible. All of this was revealed years ago by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. Since the media is controlled by liberal secular journalists you should get your information only from Christian Right sources.

 

 

 

 

[theessexfox]

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[Rincewind]

In order to understand the history of the United States you need to realize that everything is controlled by a plot made up of Freemasons.

The conspirators are clever and their conspiracy began with the Enlightenment.

The conspirators have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the French Revolution.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified only by their membership in Masonic lodges.

The conspirators have help from powerful elite Illuminati, and the conspiracy benefits undeserving subversive intellectuals; at the expense of the average citizen.

The conspirators want to control the government and media, and round up and restrain resisters in Masonic halls. They are using manipulative distractions to establish a puppet regime.

In order to prepare for this, we all must expose the Masonic conspiracy. All of this was revealed years ago in the books by John Robison and Abb� Augustin Barruel. Since the media is controlled by Masonic agents you should get your information only from people who know about the Masonic conspiracy.

[Mark_w]

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Someone clearly got a little too close to the truth.

[theessexfox]

Someone clearly got a little too close to the truth.

I keep trying to edit it but someone keeps stopping me, I could be bumped off anytime soon.

[Sharpe's Fox]

Bernie is an alien sent to Earth to research human emotions and behaviour. One day he will report back to his home planet, Arrgghhon, to decide if humanity are too barbaric and emotionally unstable a race to have a place in the wider universe.

Meanwhile he had to find a place where he could watch, hidden and among us, never revealing his true identity by acting as an old fool who collects empties at the local watering hole.

After hundreds of years he couldn't find a group perfect to research for his report to the Galactic Council.

He finally settled on observing a group of people who are known to go through the greatest range and magnitude of emotions on the planet, Leicester City supporters.