lavrentis Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Has anybody got any funny stories about fights they have had, when they were younger, or if any chavs are on this forum please tell us about your most recent fight, which probably occurred a couple days ago. I had one with the lad across the street when I was about 11 years old, me and Dion Dublin's nephew was taking the mick out of him, and Dublin's nephew told me to spit water in his face, so I did just that. Then it all started from there, Dublin's nephew left me hanging on my own as he hid inside watching from his window. Then I started trading insults with the lad across the road, we was basically running round in circles waiting for one of us to make the first move, then he started intimidating me, while I was up against a lamp post, then I could see in the background, Dublin's nephew shouting from his window "hit him, hit him", so I took a punch and wacked him right in his eye, then he started crying, then I started to dance round him singing Barbie Girl to him. I decided to run off up the street, out of the way, and as I was about to walk back down the street, the kid across the road jumps out on me, from behind the green telephone box on the corner of my street, with his mum in tow. Then they started chasing after me, I was shitting myself, so I decided to run into Jim's Cabin for cover and hid behind the counter, until he rang my Dad. Next morning the lad came round, with a black eye.
Rincewind Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Never stayed in the vicinity of a potential fight long enough to be involved in one.
kingfox Posted 20 August 2013 Author Posted 20 August 2013 Attention seeker of the highest order! no!
Kitchandro Posted 21 August 2013 Posted 21 August 2013 My Grandad and Dad had a fight with Roger Clark back in the day.
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