kingfox Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Has anybody got any funny stories about fights they have had, when they were younger, or if any chavs are on this forum please tell us about your most recent fight, which probably occurred a couple days ago. I had one with the lad across the street when I was about 11 years old, me and Dion Dublin's nephew was taking the mick out of him, and Dublin's nephew told me to spit water in his face, so I did just that. Then it all started from there, Dublin's nephew left me hanging on my own as he hid inside watching from his window. Then I started trading insults with the lad across the road, we was basically running round in circles waiting for one of us to make the first move, then he started intimidating me, while I was up against a lamp post, then I could see in the background, Dublin's nephew shouting from his window "hit him, hit him", so I took a punch and wacked him right in his eye, then he started crying, then I started to dance round him singing Barbie Girl to him. I decided to run off up the street, out of the way, and as I was about to walk back down the street, the kid across the road jumps out on me, from behind the green telephone box on the corner of my street, with his mum in tow. Then they started chasing after me, I was shitting myself, so I decided to run into Jim's Cabin for cover and hid behind the counter, until he rang my Dad. Next morning the lad came round, with a black eye.
Finnegan Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 In case anyone missed the point of this thread, kingfox just met Dion Dublin's nephew.
Larry_LCFC Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Has anybody got any funny stories about fights they have had, when they were younger, or if any chavs are on this forum please tell us about your most recent fight, which probably occurred a couple days ago. I had one with the lad across the street when I was about 11 years old, me and Dion Dublin's nephew was taking the mick out of him, and Dublin's nephew told me to spit water in his face, so I did just that. Then it all started from there, Dublin's nephew left me hanging on my own as he hid inside watching from his window. Then I started trading insults with the lad across the road, we was basically running round in circles waiting for one of us to make the first move, then he started intimidating me, while I was up against a lamp post, then I could see in the background, Dublin's nephew shouting from his window "hit him, hit him", so I took a punch and wacked him right in his eye, then he started crying, then I started to dance round him singing Barbie Girl to him. I decided to run off up the street, out of the way, and as I was about to walk back down the street, the kid across the road jumps out on me, from behind the green telephone box on the corner of my street, with his mum in tow. Then they started chasing after me, I was shitting myself, so I decided to run into Jim's Cabin for cover and hid behind the counter, until he rang my Dad. Next morning the lad came round, with a black eye. That the only fight you've had this year?
Mark_w Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Nope, there's no way I'm reading that. I'm certain that it's going to be utter dribble, but if it is worth reading someone (other than Kingfox) let me know.
Corky Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Has anybody got any funny stories about fights they have had, when they were younger, or if any chavs are on this forum please tell us about your most recent fight, which probably occurred a couple days ago. I had one with the lad across the street when I was about 11 years old, me and Dion Dublin's nephew was taking the mick out of him, and Dublin's nephew told me to spit water in his face, so I did just that. Then it all started from there, Dublin's nephew left me hanging on my own as he hid inside watching from his window. Then I started trading insults with the lad across the road, we was basically running round in circles waiting for one of us to make the first move, then he started intimidating me, while I was up against a lamp post, then I could see in the background, Dublin's nephew shouting from his window "hit him, hit him", so I took a punch and wacked him right in his eye, then he started crying, then I started to dance round him singing Barbie Girl to him. I decided to run off up the street, out of the way, and as I was about to walk back down the street, the kid across the road jumps out on me, from behind the green telephone box on the corner of my street, with his mum in tow. Then they started chasing after me, I was shitting myself, so I decided to run into Jim's Cabin for cover and hid behind the counter, until he rang my Dad. Next morning the lad came round, with a black eye. Have you?
Finnaldo Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Has anybody got any funny stories about fights they have had, when they were younger, or if any chavs are on this forum please tell us about your most recent fight, which probably occurred a couple days ago. I had one with the lad across the street when I was about 11 years old, me and Dion Dublin's nephew I realised it was bullshit here
Larry_LCFC Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Nope, there's no way I'm reading that. I'm certain that it's going to be utter dribble, but if it is worth reading someone (other than Kingfox) let me know. Basically KingFox decided to spit some water in some kids face while bumming Dion Dublins nephew last week and then punch him in the eye, before running off into a shop and hiding behind the counter until his dad came. Solid.
Mark_w Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Basically KingFox decided to spit some water in Dion Dublins nephews face last week and then punch him in the eye, before running off into a shop and hiding behind the counter until his dad came. Solid. Sounds very plausible.
kingfox Posted 20 August 2013 Author Posted 20 August 2013 In case anyone missed the point of this thread, kingfox just met Dion Dublin's nephew. He lives across the road from me, we used to play in my paddling pool naked.
Finnaldo Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 He lives across the road from me, we used to play in my paddling pool naked. 110% plausible.
kingfox Posted 20 August 2013 Author Posted 20 August 2013 Basically KingFox decided to spit some water in some kids face while bumming Dion Dublins nephew last week and then punch him in the eye, before running off into a shop and hiding behind the counter until his dad came. Solid. What did you want, me to kill him then rape him? And where did you get last week from, pure banter I'm guessing.
sphericalfox Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 He lives across the road from me, we used to play in my paddling pool naked. what doesn't happen across the road from you.
Larry_LCFC Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 What did you want, me to kill him then rape him? And where did you get last week from, pure banter I'm guessing. Well you said when you were 11, so I just assumed last week? Suppose it could have been last month.
cambridgefox Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 I got the shit kicked out of me outside a pub.5 or 6 v me. Really funny ( yeah right)because whilst I was getting kicked on the floor they realised they had the wrong person and apologised( honest) Hardly able to move and not happy the next really funny thing was calling my mates who were a few hundred yards up the road and asking them to talk to them amicably .
Finnaldo Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Kingfox and Dion Dublin's nephew: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qFrY4VcbMU
Larry_LCFC Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 I got the shit kicked out of me outside a pub.5 or 6 v me. Really funny ( yeah right)because whilst I was getting kicked on the floor they realised they had the wrong person and apologised( honest) Hardly able to move and not happy the next really funny thing was calling my mates who were a few hundred yards up the road and asking them to talk to them amicably . Yeah sorry about that. We were looking for Kingfox.
kingfox Posted 20 August 2013 Author Posted 20 August 2013 what doesn't happen across the road from you. I've had Dion's Brother living across from me since probably 1997. Nextdoor to him a couple years back, we had some Moroccan woman living there, she had one big argument with her boyfriend, and came out with a massive knife and chased after him, then we have the open curtain bummers. Well you said when you were 11, so I just assumed last week? Suppose it could have been last month. Alright alright, calm down with the banter, that much quality banter, will make my eyes water.
Guest Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 what doesn't happen across the road from you. Anything real
Larry_LCFC Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 KingFox, why dont you tell us about the time Rolf Harris (who lives 6 doors down) invited you to his basement to blow on his didgeridoo. True story.
kingfox Posted 20 August 2013 Author Posted 20 August 2013 KingFox, why dont you tell us about the time Rolf Harris (who lives 6 doors down) invited you to his basement to blow on his didgeridoo. True story. Yep, he sang two little boys to me and Dion Dublin's nephew, who then escaped and left me hanging...literally.
Mark_w Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 I've had Dion's Brother living across from me since probably 1997. Nextdoor to him a couple years back, we had some Moroccan woman living there, she had one big argument with her boyfriend, and came out with a massive knife and chased after him, then we have the open curtain bummers.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Nope, there's no way I'm reading that. I'm certain that it's going to be utter dribble, but if it is worth reading someone (other than Kingfox) let me know. I'm letting you know. Bet you still won't read it.
Mark_w Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 I'm letting you know. Bet you still won't read it. You lying bastard.
Mike Oxlong Posted 20 August 2013 Posted 20 August 2013 Has anybody got any funny stories about fights they have had, when they were younger, or if any chavs are on this forum please tell us about your most recent fight, which probably occurred a couple days ago. I had one with the lad across the street when I was about 11 years old, me and Dion Dublin's nephew was taking the mick out of him, and Dublin's nephew told me to spit water in his face, so I did just that. Then it all started from there, Dublin's nephew left me hanging on my own as he hid inside watching from his window. Then I started trading insults with the lad across the road, we was basically running round in circles waiting for one of us to make the first move, then he started intimidating me, while I was up against a lamp post, then I could see in the background, Dublin's nephew shouting from his window "hit him, hit him", so I took a punch and wacked him right in his eye, then he started crying, then I started to dance round him singing Barbie Girl to him. I decided to run off up the street, out of the way, and as I was about to walk back down the street, the kid across the road jumps out on me, from behind the green telephone box on the corner of my street, with his mum in tow. Then they started chasing after me, I was shitting myself, so I decided to run into Jim's Cabin for cover and hid behind the counter, until he rang my Dad. Next morning the lad came round, with a black eye. Easy one that. Chips definitely taste better with mayo.
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