Benayoun

[pazzerfox]

Agent: "Yossi, QPR want you but they're only willing to pay you a measly £20,000 per week"

 

Yossi: "Oh no! Is there anything you can do?"

 

Agent: "I've got an idea...."

 

Agent: "Tony, Leicester have just offered Yossi £21,000 per week. Now Yossi would love to play for you but he has to live doesn't he, so that extra money might make the difference, have a chat with Harry and get back to me"

 

Tony: "No problem, I'll call you soon"

 

Harry: "Alright Tone, what's this news on Yossi then."

 

Tony: "Leicester have outbid us for him, they're offering him £21k according to his agent"

 

Harry: "Well I need him Tone, I need him. My squad is devoid of quality and we're struggling up at the top. Offer him £90k per week, that should fend them off. It always worked at Portsmouth and Spurs!"

 

Tony: "Will do Harry, you're the wheeler dealer about the place"

 

Harry: "OI! I am not a wheeler dealer, fvck off."

 

Tony: "Right I know Leicester came in with £21k, but we're going to offer Yossi £90k per week.... and if it tips the balance then I'll throw in a million bonus for you securing the deal"

 

Agent: "I think we have ourselves a deal."

 

Agent to Yossi: "You won't believe what I just did..."

Hahaha, that's quality.

[Steve_Walsh5]

Agent: "Yossi, QPR want you but they're only willing to pay you a measly £20,000 per week"

Yossi: "Oh no! Is there anything you can do?"

Agent: "I've got an idea...."

Agent: "Tony, Leicester have just offered Yossi £21,000 per week. Now Yossi would love to play for you but he has to live doesn't he, so that extra money might make the difference, have a chat with Harry and get back to me"

Tony: "No problem, I'll call you soon"

Harry: "Alright Tone, what's this news on Yossi then."

Tony: "Leicester have outbid us for him, they're offering him £21k according to his agent"

Harry: "Well I need him Tone, I need him. My squad is devoid of quality and we're struggling up at the top. Offer him £90k per week, that should fend them off. It always worked at Portsmouth and Spurs!"

Tony: "Will do Harry, you're the wheeler dealer about the place"

Harry: "OI! I am not a wheeler dealer, fvck off."

Tony: "Right I know Leicester came in with £21k, but we're going to offer Yossi £90k per week.... and if it tips the balance then I'll throw in a million bonus for you securing the deal"

Agent: "I think we have ourselves a deal."

Agent to Yossi: "You won't believe what I just did..."

That sounds like something similar to what Peter Risdale did when signing Seth Johnson.

The story of Johnson's contract negotiations with Leeds have passed into legend, a chilling damnation of Ridsdale's spendthrift regime. It goes as follows: Johnson had been earning £5,000 a week at Derby and his agent told him he wouldn't settle for less than £13,000 a week at Leeds. Ridsdale's opening gambit, however, surprised them both. "Right, I'm sorry, I can only offer you £30,000 a week," he said. Around the table jaws dropped in genuine shock. "Oh, all right then," said Ridsdale, filling the silence, "£37,000."

[J.Lisemore]

I know his name has been mentioned before but, Marc Albrighton's loan spell at Wigan has ended, would certainly add a bit of depth in the wide positions. 24 and a Premier League who has fallen off the radar. Would people be happy to see him here?

[Stadt]

I know his name has been mentioned before but, Marc Albrighton's loan spell at Wigan has ended, would certainly add a bit of depth in the wide positions. 24 and a Premier League who has fallen off the radar. Would people be happy to see him here?

I'd take him in a heartbeat.

[RizLCFC]

I'd take him in a heartbeat.

I think he's out of contract in the summer too, definitely need another winger.

[TrentFox]

Agent: "Yossi, QPR want you but they're only willing to pay you a measly £20,000 per week"

Yossi: "Oh no! Is there anything you can do?"

Agent: "I've got an idea...."

Agent: "Tony, Leicester have just offered Yossi £21,000 per week. Now Yossi would love to play for you but he has to live doesn't he, so that extra money might make the difference, have a chat with Harry and get back to me"

Tony: "No problem, I'll call you soon"

Harry: "Alright Tone, what's this news on Yossi then."

Tony: "Leicester have outbid us for him, they're offering him £21k according to his agent"

Harry: "Well I need him Tone, I need him. My squad is devoid of quality and we're struggling up at the top. Offer him £90k per week, that should fend them off. It always worked at Portsmouth and Spurs!"

Tony: "Will do Harry, you're the wheeler dealer about the place"

Harry: "OI! I am not a wheeler dealer, fvck off."

Tony: "Right I know Leicester came in with £21k, but we're going to offer Yossi £90k per week.... and if it tips the balance then I'll throw in a million bonus for you securing the deal"

Agent: "I think we have ourselves a deal."

Agent to Yossi: "You won't believe what I just did..."

That was reading well until you let Harry say "devoid". It lost credibility at that point for me !!