Truisms

[Zingari]

Seek and ye shall find.

 

Just don't ask questions in a footbal forum about electrical fittings or foreign policy.

How come when i'm seeking i never find what i'm looking for ?  but i always find the thing that i was looking for the last time i was seeking something  ?

Does this ever happen to anyone else ? 

[Bayfox]

blue sky in the morning, shepherds warning

blue sky at night, ANGEL DELIGHT

red sky at night shepherds delight.

red sky in the morning. Shepherds field on fire.

[FoxesAreBlue]

wine after beer and you'll turn queer ( or is it feel queer ?)

Feel a queer?

[SystonFox]

30- when driving past/behind/in front of a police car, thou must always feel like I'm somehow breaking the law and will get pulled.

44)

When seeing a police car coming in the opposite direction, brake! Just in case they have special cameras detecting speeds of oncoming traffic.... Even if you're only doing 28mph.

45)

When the blue flashy lights come on behind you on an emergency services vehicle ....... PANIC

[Zingari]

46 ) if you are handed something and told it's very delicate and not to drop it ...............guess what?

[Rincewind]

47) You never know what is around the next corner,

[Zingari]

47) You never know what is around the next corner,

i do know what's around the next corner . i've lived here for 20 odd years 

[MooseBreath]

48) if it's conceivable that a computer could exist which is powerful enough to simulate your experience of life, then your experience of life is almost certainly a computer simulation.

[Zingari]

48) if it's conceivable that a computer could exist which is powerful enough to simulate your experience of life, then your experience of life is almost certainly a computer simulation.

damn , i was just going to say that !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Webbo]

48) if it's conceivable that a computer could exist which is powerful enough to simulate your experience of life, then your experience of life is almost certainly a computer simulation.

That's deep brother, deep.

[Zingari]

That's deep brother, deep.

stop all the sexy pillow talk !!!

enough already !

[SystonFox]

49) nobody picked up on the fact that I picked number 44 & 45 at random further to the truism "numbers in these threads always get derailed"

[Alexikokopops]

28) Shagging a goat in front of colleagues will get you the sack, whatever your career choice.

31) the numbers in threads like this always get out sequence

49) nobody picked up on the fact that I picked number 44 & 45 at random further to the truism "numbers in these threads always get derailed"

50) Someone will always make exactly the same point/joke in these threads without realising

[Rincewind]

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.