macca Posted 30 December 2013 Posted 30 December 2013 From the Football Forum... It's nicked from elsewhere, but...is it wrong to find it a teeny bit amusing? Or should the feeling be one of real sympathy? "Not that I particularly revel in anyone else's misfortune but I've just read a post on the Unmentionable's board which cruelly tickled my warped sense of humour but also left me aghast. Some bloke has posted about how disgusted he was with a response given by a member of the public to his nephew, who is a copper. Apparently his nephew was on duty at an Opening of Parliament event, or similar, in Central London and after absolutely ages standing on duty without being relieved, he got to the stage where was 'beyond desperate' for the toilet for a wee. Eventually, he simply had no alternative other than to ask to be stood down, seemingly to the annoyance of senior officers, and he literally hobbled off in search of a loo. However, being unfamiliar with the area he didn't know where to go but found a small shop nearby, went in and asked/virtually pleaded to use the toilet - but astonishingly, the shopkeeper refused, saying he was fed up with people asking. Guess what? Incredibly, with nowhere else obvious to go and at absolute breaking point and unable to wait more than a few seconds longer, the young officer went back outside and just uncontrollably "did it in his trousers" out in the street before he could find anywhere else. As can be imagined, the whole area was very busy and his accident happened in front of stunned members of the public. His uncle has posted a furious tirade asking how anyone could be so heartless as the shopkeeper. His nephew was apparently, and unsurprisingly, left very humiliated by what happened. I know it's not really funny and must have been awful for him but on the other hand ... is there a small sense of irony, do you think?" On the board where it was posted there's loads of "he should have just p**sed in his helmet" type of comments, which you'd expect but joking aside, in all seriousness, what on earth could he have done in such a predicament? What a situation to be in!
Strokes Posted 30 December 2013 Posted 30 December 2013 You cant blame the shopkeeper if you piss your pants, he should have asked to be excused earlier.
Rincewind Posted 30 December 2013 Posted 30 December 2013 He should have gone in a pub and said he had instructions to search the toilets or similar story.
Alf Bentley Posted 30 December 2013 Posted 30 December 2013 Couldn't he have just strolled down to the Embankment, pissed on a homeless person and then arrested a demonstrator for doing it?
Rincewind Posted 30 December 2013 Posted 30 December 2013 Couldn't he have just strolled down to the Embankment, pissed on a homeless person and then arrested a demonstrator for doing it? Well thats what most of them do. Who would believe a homeless person over a copper?
ADK Posted 30 December 2013 Posted 30 December 2013 Should have pissed in the street then issued himself an on the spot fine.
Finnaldo Posted 30 December 2013 Posted 30 December 2013 To be fair my initial thought when reading the title was that he would p!ss in his helmet.
adam1 Posted 30 December 2013 Posted 30 December 2013 how can he piss in his helmet if he is pissing from it?
macca Posted 31 December 2013 Author Posted 31 December 2013 Should have pissed in the street ... Sounds like that's what he did do!!
Guest shearfox Posted 31 December 2013 Posted 31 December 2013 I feel bad for laughing but I couldn't help it, if I was that desperate and really needed to go and couldn't find the facilities I would just go against a wall or in a bush. Not piss myself in public...
CupidStunt Posted 31 December 2013 Posted 31 December 2013 Imagine if he needed a dump...and had the runs
Rincewind Posted 31 December 2013 Posted 31 December 2013 I feel bad for laughing but I couldn't help it, if I was that desperate and really needed to go and couldn't find the facilities I would just go against a wall or in a bush. Not piss myself in public... Well he was a copper so he could go in any back alley and tell the public to stand clear for their own safety. Then have a pee, shit or even a
Guest MattP Posted 31 December 2013 Posted 31 December 2013 Well thats what most of them do. Who would believe a homeless person over a copper?No one. People on here didn't believe a respected MP over a copper just because they wanted to attack the Tories. Remember that Ken? ?
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 31 December 2013 Posted 31 December 2013 I once had to ask to stand down over the police radio, but I managed to make it to the loo. We all got the piss taken out of us when this happened. (No pun intended)
macca Posted 31 December 2013 Author Posted 31 December 2013 I once had to ask to stand down over the police radio, but I managed to make it to the loo. We all got the piss taken out of us when this happened. (No pun intended) I dare say there will have been some very gentle ribbing on this occasion, don't you?
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 31 December 2013 Posted 31 December 2013 I dare say there will have been some very gentle ribbing on this occasion, don't you? Yes indeed. I would love to have welcomed him back to the knick. The police women would have given him a great reception. Rather him than me.
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