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FHM - Top 10 Punk Videos

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Posted

When I saw the title of the program I knew I had stumbled across the comedy event of the year

As I remember the top 10 was:

10 - Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the rich & famous

09 - Offspring - Pretty fly for a white guy

08 - Clash - London Calling

07 - Can't remember!!

06 - Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK

05 - Bowling For Soup - 1985

04 - Blink 182 - All the small things

03 - Green Day - Basket Case

02 - Clash - Rock the casbah

01 - Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen

I just love how Bowling for soup 1985 just beats Anarchy in the UK lollol:o

Posted

When I saw the title of the program I knew I had stumbled across the comedy event of the year

As I remember the top 10 was:

10 - Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the rich & famous

09 - Offspring - Pretty fly for a white guy

08 - Clash - London Calling

07 - Can't remember!!

06 - Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK

05 - Bowling For Soup - 1985

04 - Blink 182 - All the small things

03 - Green Day - Basket Case

02 - Clash - Rock the casbah

01 - Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen

I just love how Bowling for soup 1985 just beats Anarchy in the UK lollol:o

oh dear oh dear oh dear

just shows what FHM readers think Punk music is!!

Posted

Give us a lesson in punk then. :dunno:

for a REAL lesson in punk you should listen to some of the most influential Punk albums of all time!!

for example I recommend and in no particular order...

The Ramones - Rocket to Russia

Minor Threat - Complete Discography

Bad Religion - Suffer

Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables

Black Flag - Damaged

Refused - The Shape of punk to come

Bad Brains - Rock For lift

Rancid - and out come the wolves

should give you a good start!!

although imo Punk and Music video are two words that don't go together as many of the great punk bands have not made music videos and a major part of being a punk band is being politically charged, underground and rejecting commercial success and doing it for the music and the fans and doesn't matter if you are playing for 50 fans or 5000

and no list that has PUNK in the world should have Bowling for Soup anywhere near it!!! especially infront of Anarchy in the UK which is really THE song that started it all

heres some classic Dead Kennedy Lyrics about Music Videos..

Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair

Flame up the herb

Woof down the beer

[click!]

Hi

I'm your video DJ

I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes

I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

My job is to help destroy

What's left of your imagination

By feeding you endless doses

Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

So don't create

Be sedate

Be a vegetable at home

And thwack on that dial

If we have our way even you will believe

This is the future of rock and roll

How far will you go

How low will you stoop

To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill

You've turned rock and roll rebellion

Into Pat Boone sedation

Making sure nothing's left to the imagination

M.T.V. Get off the

M.T.V. Get off the

M.T.V. Get off the air

Get off the air

See the latest rejects from the muppet show

Wag their tits and their dicks

As they lip-synch on screen

There's something I don't like

About a band who always smiles

Another tax write-off

For some schmuck who doesn't care

M.T.V. Get off the air

And so it was

Our beloved corporate gods

Claimed they created rock video

Allowing it to sink as low in one year

As commercial TV has in 25

"It's the new frontier," they say

It's wide open, anything can happen

But you've got a lot of nerve

To call yourself a pioneer

When you're too god-damn conservative

To take real chances.

Tin-eared

Graph-paper brained accountants

Instead of music fans

Call all the shots at giant record companies now

The lowest common denominator rules

Forget honesty

Forget creativity

The dumbest buy the mostest

That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping

And no one will say why

Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

M.T.V.-Get off the air!

NOW

25 years later and it's still pretty accurate imo

Posted

for me the song clear channel fook off by leftover crack sums up the mainstream music industry...

The Sovereign Insincerity The monopoly of greed

Nickelback, POD, Rancid, Britany and Creed

The Bureaucrats they leech upon to mediocre trends

Your song in heavy rotation from the cash your label spends

From the products you promote for the ones who foot the bill

A Prefabricated goose-step for the pockets that you fill

The monotony of censored products shine in the display

The same old song of compromise went platinum today.

From town to town and state to state

The same old song you love to hate

The same shit stacked upon your plate

rotate again and syndicate

We've been waiting far too long

too change the band, too change the song

through every day and dusk and dawn

We've been brain-washed to sing along

No difference between the hot new single

and the Pepsi ads commercial jingle

The beauty's withered faded crinkle

Just sip the coke and pop the pringle

The boardroom is the dragons lair

They play us shit 'cuz they don't care

The clearest channel plays unfair

and we all want you off the air

Overdose on shoddy culture; mediocre trends

Auto-Tune the bottom line as a mean to meet the ends

Merging corporate empires create the ill conglomerations

and buy up to reprogram major market radio stations

Fabricate one single voice broadcast from sea to sea

What once held notions of change and choice

is now being controlled fully

Deregulations raised the edge of expolitations bar

Politics replaced by "bling" and clothes and fancy cars

Trapped imaginations from the video's blinding light

Bombarded with monotony that captivates the sight

The channel we've been tuned to is all frigid, blank and clear

Told what to eat and drink and buy and whom to hate and fear

Poisoned by the fairy-tale, A capitalistic dream

Go to sleep, You're free and brave, and on the winning team

Posted

I remembered No 7 from the countdown now

Sum 41 - Fat Lip

it just gets worse Mr Deathside!!

for some reason I wish you hadn't remembered!!

Posted

for a REAL lesson in punk you should listen to some of the most influential Punk albums of all time!!

for example I recommend and in no particular order...

The Ramones - Rocket to Russia

Minor Threat - Complete Discography

Bad Religion - Suffer

Dead Kennedys - Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables

Black Flag - Damaged

Refused - The Shape of punk to come

Bad Brains - Rock For lift

Rancid - and out come the wolves

should give you a good start!!

although imo Punk and Music video are two words that don't go together as many of the great punk bands have not made music videos and a major part of being a punk band is being politically charged, underground and rejecting commercial success and doing it for the music and the fans and doesn't matter if you are playing for 50 fans or 5000

and no list that has PUNK in the world should have Bowling for Soup anywhere near it!!! especially infront of Anarchy in the UK which is really THE song that started it all

heres some classic Dead Kennedy Lyrics about Music Videos..

Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair

Flame up the herb

Woof down the beer

[click!]

Hi

I'm your video DJ

I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes

I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go

My job is to help destroy

What's left of your imagination

By feeding you endless doses

Of sugar-coated mindless garbage

So don't create

Be sedate

Be a vegetable at home

And thwack on that dial

If we have our way even you will believe

This is the future of rock and roll

How far will you go

How low will you stoop

To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill

You've turned rock and roll rebellion

Into Pat Boone sedation

Making sure nothing's left to the imagination

M.T.V. Get off the

M.T.V. Get off the

M.T.V. Get off the air

Get off the air

See the latest rejects from the muppet show

Wag their tits and their dicks

As they lip-synch on screen

There's something I don't like

About a band who always smiles

Another tax write-off

For some schmuck who doesn't care

M.T.V. Get off the air

And so it was

Our beloved corporate gods

Claimed they created rock video

Allowing it to sink as low in one year

As commercial TV has in 25

"It's the new frontier," they say

It's wide open, anything can happen

But you've got a lot of nerve

To call yourself a pioneer

When you're too god-damn conservative

To take real chances.

Tin-eared

Graph-paper brained accountants

Instead of music fans

Call all the shots at giant record companies now

The lowest common denominator rules

Forget honesty

Forget creativity

The dumbest buy the mostest

That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping

And no one will say why

Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

M.T.V.-Get off the air!

NOW

25 years later and it's still pretty accurate imo

Too right mate, good thread there; although I prefer the experimentalism of post-punk :thumbup:

Posted

Are bowling for soup a bit gay? It's just someone i work with went to see them the other day. She was like 'yeah man, went to see Bowling for soup on saturday' who the **** the are they??'

Posted

Mostly because that'd be an oxymoron.

Depends on your definition of punk then really doesn't it?

The Aggressively unconventional was hugely popular at one time. Pop punk for me is Rancid, The Distillers, The Bouncing Souls e.t.c

Posted

Yes that's right, punk is dead

It's just another cheap product for the consumer's head

Bubblegum rock on plastic transistors

Schoolboy sedition backed by big time promoters

CBS promote The Clash

Ain't for revolution, it's just for cash

Punk became a fashion just like hippy used to be

Ain't got a thing to do with your or me

Movements are systems and systems kill

Movements are expressions of the public will

Punk became a movement cos we all felt lost

Leaders sold out and now we all pay the cost

Punk narcissism was a social napalm

Steve Jones started doing real harm

Preaching revolution, anarchy and change

Sucked from the system that had given him his name

Well, I'm tired of staring through shit-stained glass

Tired of staring up a superstar's arse

I've got an arse and crap and a name

I'm just waiting for my fifteen minutes fame

Steven Jones, you're napalm

If you're so pretty vacant, why do you smarm?

Patti Smith, you're napalm, your write with your hand

But it's Rimbaud's arm

And me, yes, I, do I want to burn?

Is there something I can learn?

Do I need a business man to promote my angle?

Can I resist the carrots that fame and fortune dangle?

I see the velvet zippies in their bondage gear

The social elite with safetypins in their ear

I watch and understand that it don't mean a thing

The scorpions might attack, but the systems stole the sting

PUNK IS DEAD...

Yep, that's Crass--in 1978.

I don't mean to be a pedantic douchebag, but I'm always skeptical whenever I hear people mention a certain "p-word" when it doesn't refer to a particular musical and social "movement" that took place between 1976-1978.

(But who am I to say this--all of that took place before I was even born. ;))

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