lookwhaticando

He’s hardly a wildcard left field option… Rudkin would’ve heard of him.

Yes, and one day the lads hope to beat them.

That’s Camp Seagrave.

Seemingly no reaction to be heard at the full time whistle. Just nothing. Basically silence.

Yes, going for it now… Skipp and Justin. Taking it seriously at last! Goals incoming, any minute now!

Well, there we go… now we go for broke. All the forwards on. Yank Soumare and half the defenders. Need goals, time to pretend we’re going to try to get some.

“Play like that and we’ll be fine” Part II: electric boogaloo.

The only team this season not to have someone sent off? Was it a conscious decision to be nice, or do we just have no bite whatsoever… even accidentally!

“Leicester have found a bit of backbone here”. And not a game too soon…

Goooooal won’t be given.

The time sponsored by Accurist is 1717. We haven’t been relegated yet. This calls for a round of applause.

Going all out for a win I see. Not a City win of course, which is a shame.

Again.

“Jack Grealish dribbles into the penalty area, gets within shooting range, lifts his right foot, swings and … completely misses the ball and falls over. He wants a penalty, but you don’t get penalties for that.”

Very fitting.