Was waiting to be picked up for work in the middle of the night on Narbarough road years ago and had a really iffy stomach. The journey would've been over an hour and there was no way I would've made it so ended up squatting behind the Huntsman pub and let it all out. Managed to scrape a few things out of my bag to use as make shift bog roll but it wasn't pretty.
If any pub is acceptable to shit up it's that one though
Not my finest moment