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Imagine being a winger and you're constantly beating your man to get crosses in the box and your option in the box is Patson Daka. Must be so demoralising

I take it back

Van de ven is rapid

United have always been one of my most hated clubs and I've thoroughly enjoyed their demise over the years but I must admit it's nice to see their little resurgence. My father in law passed away a couple of weeks ago and he was a huge United fan and season ticket holder. They haven't lost since and I can't help but feel he's a part of it

Such an easy goal

West Ham

Yeah yeah that's great, but who's your favourite British boy band?

Take that obviously

League one

Well these lot do like to get ****ed on the road so who knows

Vestegaard Faes Skipp Soumare Winks VK Daka Ayew Bobby Reid And **** it I'm changing the rules Top and Rudkin!

Yeah this is the main reason it wouldn't happen. Wouldn't wish us on any manager let alone a club legend with health issues

Top and Rudkin won't have someone at the club that will hold them to a certain standard. I'd love him back personally but they'd be far too many on here that would be so quick to jump on him when he fails to turn this shit show around after a few weeks

is that what it is? Didn't even realise it was quite so bad

At this point t I believe it's called Stockholm syndrome

I agree. It's irrational the way it was making me feel so I've just decided to eliminate it from my life. There's far too many other stresses going on nowadays which are fell less controllable

Haven't watched all season and to be completely honest it's been blissful. Still makes me sad to see we've lost but don't get the same level of anger and frustration

Shame on you for not wanting to spend a cold, wet evening happy clapping the likes of Oliver Skipp and Jannick Vestegaard

Fair play to you both

In other news... North Korea have made suicide attempts illegal with the punishment being execution. What kind of punishment is that?

Yeah definitely. I think a lot of people would say "I'd do the same" but in reality you just don't know. Fear and adrenaline can either make you do incredible things or can simply paralyse you and it's almost not a choice. It's not like it was just an average knife either, it's a really intimidating looking blade

Massive respect to anyone who steps up in that kind of situation. Perfectly natural to go into self preservation mode and just leg it. Well done sir

Or tea towels in living rooms

Ten Hag will be an absolute disaster at Wolves. Hope it happens

Charlie Mulgrew reckons Celtic should go for Klopp. They actually think the outside world takes their little league seriously