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Jeez. The stadium announcements seem like something out of Orwell's 1984 or more currently, Fallout.

No. He was face down in the grass again.

Ask his missus

Yes!!!!! At last a game I can watch in the pub.

I never broke a sweat. I was down the mines from 6am to 5am the next day. I ate coal for dinner and slept on a clothes line

CarpetRight springs to mind here.

The PA explaining decisions by the ref.

Imagine having a post match pint with him...

The pitch looks like a cheap carpet from a budget flooring company

He's got a point though.

We just did

Under Capello, Possibly the worst we've had.

He has... Oh, not that one.

When did you start watching England?

It's not important to the yanks. All it is for them is MONEY. And that's the way it's been for at least the last 2 WC. This time it feels commercialism and revenue and POTAS image, is more paramount than the games and the event itself.

It's not hot

It's the same, but different.

Quansah is not at the right level for England

One word... unconvincing

Can't wait for it to be excruciatingly woven into there future adverts.

What's that chime that keeps going off? I'm expecting someone to say till number 3 please.

With Pickford in goal. Unfortunately the best keeper we seem to have

Who do I trust,

The best way to beat a keeper with a penalty is to hit it hard and direct. Not fannying about with stutter runs trying to fool the keeper into an early move. Top keepers have learnt not to commit.

Wtf was that peno