Parafox

Tim Vine

If only you knew then what we know now

If any of you aircraft nuts are interested (you may already know this) you can buy an hours trial flying "lesson" in a light aircraft at Coventry aero club for £50. (Well it was when i did it 3 yrars ago). It was the best experience ever. I got to take off, fly all around (over my house too) and land the thing. Obviously all I did was guide it and keep it level, the real pilot had control of airspeed, flaps. trim etc. Still a great hour of my life!

Mmmm... Doctors, nurses, fire crews, ambulance staff, police, train drivers, the surgeon who will fix your broken face,

Not a clue what you're on about, but good luck anyway. Good night

Got it, replied, cheers

I used to love his ice creams

What does Dr the Singh think of the Eastenders multi-cultural gay wedding?

Me too but not as many hours as you...

Oh dear. It begs the question, how close was the officer to the man? I'm not sure of the range of a tazer but I would've thought you'd need to be withing 10 metres or so. Surely close enough to notice he was elderly and that the thing in his hand was anything but a sword. Just remember though, not everything is all the "boys in blue's" fault

Brilliant response lol lol You can't have just come across that pic???

What do you do?

Where do all the teaspoons go at work?

That's cos it uses COBOL

Jeez, is he marking his territory? Chupa Chups though, now that could swing it. Being sprayed with anything without my express permission would probably end in a torrent of abuse, assuming he understands English. Is it always an African guy?

What's this?? What am I missing now I don't get to clubs anymore?

From the RSPB website... Despite the fact that there are numerous flocks of birds, which are often seen while alive, people rarely see pavements littered with the bodies of dead birds. Most birds in the wild only live for a few years, and very few will die from 'natural' causes. They are very unlikely to survive to old age for example. Small birds are a vital link in a food chain, eating insects, other invertebrates and small amphibians, and are in turn predated themselves by other birds and mammals. This is one reason why they have so many young: to compensate for predation, and why they are able to breed at such a young age - usually the year after they're born if they survive the winter. Passerines in particular (which include most common garden birds) produce large numbers of offspring, the majority of which do not survive to adulthood. Many young and weak birds will probably subject to predation before dying of disease or old age. Birds, like many other creatures, will seek secluded, out-of-the-way places when they're feeling sick - woodpeckers will climb into a hole in a tree, for example. Sick birds will go to ground and because they feel vulnerable they will hide away. Sometimes, rest and seclusion help them to recover, but if they die there, they sometimes won't be found in their hideouts. Of course, in nature, things very often work in tandem. Scavengers and predators, such as rats, cats or foxes, can usually seek out these hideouts for prey. Often, these predators will eat the prey themselves or take them back to feed their young, which is why it's rare to find the remains of dead birds. Due to a bird's light body mass, those that aren't found by predators or scavengers will decompose rapidly. Insects will cover any dead body quickly and the bird would soon decay before it is found

And why is it always so much bigger in America (well at least it looks bigger in the movies. and they seem to have 10 times as many stars in the sky)

DAMMIT, Google... 3658753 why didn't I look before posting

How many miles does the average person travel in an average lifetime of 75 years? Taking into account all modes of transport, including walking. I think it's impossible to answer.

They're playing with your mind

I fully expected that remark from someone. I missed and coated his chin...

Sports Direct shops. What a complete and utter shambles. 3 staff to get me one pair of trainers. 4 if you include the cashier, who was spending more time talking to a "colleague" about how she tidied the shelves only yesterday and now what a mess they were in.... resulting in a flucking wait of 20 mins at the tills. And you can't move for racks and racks of clobber. More staff than customers. What a flucking waste of time.

We can report them and the police have followed the complaints up before. Once I was driving to a job and the guy in the car in front didn't pull over. It was as if he hadn't seen us. We drew alongside at some lights and gave him the GLARE. He had his phone jammed between his shoulder and his ear and was using a laptop on the seat next to him.!! He got reported.

Thats happened to me a few times. In fact one time I actually stopped and got out and gave the twat a gobfull