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Parking machines that dont give change... If you buy something for £1.50 and give £2 you'd expect to get 50p change. Why are parking companies, in particular Councils, allowed to rob you.

The Sand, The Bucket and Me. Very, very funny account of childhood camping trips. Also just finished "The Room", an fictional account of a hostage from a child's perspective, written as if by the child himself, who is born to his mum whilst she is held captive by a guy who snatched her off the street in a random kidnapping. They are kept locked in a 12 x 12 room and their only view of the world is through a skylight. This is the only place the child has ever known and his entire world is the room. Until...

That... and when they bale out of COD cos they're getting raped and they want to rob us of well deserved Exp points, bastarrds (yes I am 55 and I like on-line games, so what). Also people at work who put a wet spoon into coffee then into the sugar therby leaving it contaminated with lumps of coffee flavoured sugar. If I want coffee in my tea I'll MIX IT MYSELF!!! Thoughtless tw8ts

Old people in supermarkets... FFS.... just GET ON WITH IT!!!! Stop reading every label on everything you buy looking for Sell by dates.!!

No, because that would be breakfast. Lunch is between 12 and 1 pm Tiffin between 3 and 4 pm Dinner between 6 and 8 pm Anything eaten after that will give you massive heartburn all night, especially Murgh Makhani and Cobra... I know.. I did it.

Erm... Sorry Al, I don't think waitrose are pitching their ads at oiks and peasants like wot we are... it more for them there uppah clarrses don'tcha know On a similar note... M&S ads for the Two Dine for a Tenner promo... making it look like it's hand made pasta etc... it's all mass produced in a F***ing factory FFS, we're NOT fooled... well, maybe some of the upper class blue rinse twits are but not us dahn 'ere in the ghettoes. I once went to a casualty who worked in a kebab factory. He slipped over in the grease on the floor... it really was greasy, i couldn't walk without slipping, and the SMELL.... HAWK>>> HAWWWWK And i've been to a chicken proccessing place that made nuggets and the like for Iceland (I think) OMG... never touching another bit of chicken I haven't previously seen naked (if you know what I mean)

Such as? You can't just say that. There's a hell of a lot of reasons for lots of things most of which can be supported by substatiated evidence. Where's the evidence for the McCanns guilt?

Surely, if they were guilty of causing the death of their child they wouldn't keep raising the profile and asking for reviews of the evidence. That would be just stupid If a guilty party was 4 years down the line without being found out, surely they'd shut up about it.

When my wife was revising for her driving test some years back she was reading the Higway Code section on vehicle preparation... i.e make sure lights, indicators, horn etc are working. She got to the part where it said good visibility should be maintained by keeping the winscreen cleared, using the de-misters. She said... "what are DEMMISTERS"? Suppose you had to hear it, doesn't translate into print very well! We had a double glazing surveyor round and he was going through the options of the type of glass we could have for the bathroom, explaining that some were less see-through than others. One particular sample was described as very obscure. Wife says: Well, we better not go for that one it could take ages to arrive!

Bloody RUBBISH... Fri Sat and tonight on night shifts... woke up at 3pm to find it was another lovely day, folks having barbies, chillin'... me, I have to go to f**king work

Surely this is the wrong way round... windows 98 is 14 times better than windows 7 I'm not going to bother showing my working-out Stupid joke anyway

OLD PEOPLE...... AAARRRGHHHH

It's dire stuff my friend, dire stuff. The radio station advertises itself as "the best music variety"" or words to that effect, while in actual fact it has a VERY narrow playlist. You probably have a wider variety of music amongst your CD collection that this poor excuse for a radio station.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Not a joke as such... Bill Bailey quote... I'm amazed by how compliant people are in this country. They go into service stations - 'cathedrals of despair', as I call them - where baseball-capped ghouls of the night lord it over their congealed bean kingdoms, their fried-bread twilights, their neon demi-mondes, tempting you to enter to become them, undead. "Ooh, beans on toast, £18.95, very reasonable. Oh no, I'm not going to complain. They probably pump them up from London in special tubes." God, £18.95? If that was the price, for my money, each bean would have to be carried over in a heron's beak and laid on an orchid and then placed on a very rare train set and carried all the way to my table on the train set and then pinged off by a tiny little rare vole and it rolls onto a beautiful silk leaf and I eat it with a Fabergé egg. Then you'd get your money's worth

What about banana fritters? YUMMMMYYY

Thank you, now i can go to bed at the right time... :thumbsup:

Why is this Forum 1 hour behind BST

I used to work at The Chateau. The decks were on the end of the small bar and I had to carry crates of vinyl discs up and down those bloody stairs evry shift. What about Grannies on London Road... and Aunties below it for the kids. (I used to work both these places)

The New walk one was The Prohibition, one of the DJs around the period your talking about was a friend, he sadly died during his time there. Alone in his flat after choking on his own vomit... The big one in Lee Circle was Fusion... great place, lods of girls and the DJ booth was a little hole in the wall by the dance floor. Another one was the basement club in Market Place Approach, can't remember what it was called then. It's still a nightclub now. Another not mentioned was Rapunzels on Newarke St.

I did an Airfix model of Concorde when I was 18

Rocky 1 2 3 4

Yesterday not brilliant, involved either death or near-death Today better, delivered a baby... woo-hoo Edit, Just read Wymeswolds message. Please dont think I was trying to upstage you

And another thing... Dog owners who bag the crap (fair enough) but then hang the bag on a branch, usually just at my daughters head height. Most common in Swithland Woods.