Parafox

Oh.... Gulp... I'm off to the joke thread...

It does if you've only got half of one.

I just happened to be in the room when it was on TV.

The pretentious twats on Come Dine With Me

Who you having a bash at... this sounds like a personal experience with some sort of tradesman/shop assistant/MP

Jesus H... what the hell happened to Minaj's face.. Is she in some kind of vacuum? Or the air-lock is on the blink.

Our Monica, lovely girl

Threads turning to ratsh1t

Yes I did mean Plagiarism, I was questionjng myself about the choice of words. One thing can be guaranteed, someone on FT will point out (discreetly or otherwise) any mistakes made.

I think it's something to do with the forward pressure wave of said approaching rag.

Nick, that's cheating and nepotism, shame on you

A person who walks to the back of a moving bus must travel further to his destination than one who sits still whilst travelling to the same place.

PS3 so maybe I'm ok seeing as I'm being pandered to. Thank you EASport

Only for about 12-18 hours then rigor wears off. It's common to have a priapism (unwanted erection) at the time of death, particularly suicide. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

Someone, somewhere looks exactly like me. I wonder where they are now

Good song... Tequila time

This is a slow day at work (thankfully). I was lying in bed the other day after a night shift and random thoughts were cropping up in my tired brain... thought I'd share and see if anyone can add their own silly, random (but literal) thoughts There are at least 2 points during an aircraft's flight that its wheels will be a millionth of an inch off the ground. We will all, at only one moment in time, be literally one second from death.

Whew, I'm glad I read this. I found a copy of FIFA 12 for a tenner in Game. I didn't buy it there and then but I was intending to this weekend. Now THAT'S punishment

Says he was born there... doesn't say how young he was when he escaped that particular asylum. Coalville is renowned as the lycra testing centre of the world...

Yeah, I often find they're obese, shaven headed slack jawed gits. Not that I'm generaising. Also often elderly,,, frequently female. Definitely not good drivers.

Back to driving... people who don't indicate on roundabouts. If you're going left, indicate left. If it's right, indicate right. If you're going straight over don't indicate until you are passing the exit before the one you want. It's so bloody annoying when i'm driving the truck and a car comes from the exit opposite and then appears to be going straight on, i.e leaving at the road I am waiting on. I start to pull away and the twat comes straight round without indicating and blares his horn at me because I'm now across his path. There's 40ft of cab and trailer and it has no acceleration so if this situation occurs there's sod all i can do to get out of the way. If he had inficated I would've waited. Please be considerate of the size of LGV's... And... when I'm driving the Ambo... please don't stop on a bend or near a junction or where I can't see past you. Please don't just STOPPPP!!! Indicate left to let me know you've seen me and then pull over moderately using a bus lane/layby/open junction if available. If it's safe to do so, it's ok to accelerate to a safe place to pull over. Thank you

My wife has Invitational Tourette's. She invites just about everyone we know and come into contact with to any function we have no matter how personal or trivial

Chickens going cheep... drrrummm-tsssh I'm here all week, folks

Damn you Rawdykes, made me spit my tea lol

Peopl who put up pics on the hottest cleb and MILF threads without naming the person. Without a name, how can a chap google to see more of these beauties???