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Bridges of Madison County Takes me to an emotional level not reached by any other film. Probably because of a certain episode in my life.

Mine wasn't even filled in.. slacker <_<

It's because modern trucks are governed at around 55 - 58 MPH (unless their Continental). They have cruise control which drivers set at the max governed speed so if a truck travelling at max 58 mph comes up to one doing max 55 mph it will be overtaking at a mean speed of 3 mph. Given that both trucks could be 14 metres long (42 feet) means that an overtaking length of 84 feet is required to clear the slower truck. I have tried to work out the length in distance and time it would take to complete the manouvre but my brain exploded... Incidentally, I drive trucks a few times a month as a second job/hobby. I am an advanced driver as I also drive for an emergency service so I hope I dont fall into your categories of truck drivers. I try to be as safe and considerate as I can (except when I am texting of course)...

People who get coffee granules in the sugar cos they can't be arsed to clean the spoon first. If I want coffee in my tea I will add it myself, thank you

Middle lane drivers and those who believe the 3rd lane is just for them. For the record there is NO SUCH THING as the slow, middle and fast lane. They are referred to as lanes 1,2 and 3 (or 4 if it exists on some areas). The 2nd and 3rd (or 4th)lanes are the OVERTAKING lanes. Drivers should return to the 1st lane after overtaking where it is clear and safe to do so. The pricks who don't use the lanes correctly GRIND MY GEARS, and yes I am aware of the road layout on the M1 approching 21a north and 21 south. These are exceptions where lane 2 is used when travelling past these junctions. And yes it IS 2:04 am and yes I am on nights and yes I AM FIKIN GROUCHY

Not many comedies in the list, surprisingly, although it's only a snapshot view as I haven't the time or the alertness to read the whole list, how long did it take to type out FFs?

Ok. Well could be quite a few possibilities then. Aneamia, liver dysfunction, thyroid probs... you'd need a blood test to determine anything. Worth seeing yr GP if its a problem that is getting you down.

Who's she engaged to... and why wasn't I consulted?

BOGEYS

Borderline diabetes? Do you eat breakfast? The body needs food first thing to build up depleted energy stores used whilst asleep/not eating. If it doesn't get a boost of carbs early on it can make you feel tired later in the day when energy reserves will be lower. What GMG's? Being a shift worker and having the munchies about 4am but a mouth as dry a dust yet when I am asleep during the day I drool like a peado in a playground because my stomach expects food. Not nice lying on a soggy pillow

She is the LAST person to look at a football forum of any kind and she would never guess my username

we're not related FFS. my wife's sister.. see And she is a SILILF in the same way tha Fiona Bruce is a NRILTF, it crosses your mind when you see her, but t'aint never gonna happen

My sister-in-law does that, thinks it's 'kewl'. Just makes her appear idiotic. Apart from that she is lovely... and yes i would... Is that so wrong?

Yeah but full of words you don't mean. Do you use proper punctuation too? I do... winds my kids up no end !!

Leics County Council are planning to reduce carbon emissions by 30,000 tonnes. How do you weigh carbon? Also how do you juggle soot or herd cats?

This bloody samsung smartphone predictive text. How can it suggest 'ts' or 'Ur' ahead of 'up' Or 'ON'T' and 'O'nt' before 'not' they dont even make sense, why would I end a word with capital 'ON' apostrophe T? Unless it's for Yorkshire folk on'tinternet and why 'ht' instead if 'it' I can't even think of a word that has 'ht' together like that.. i suppose the cockerny "wots it all ABAHT" could count. Plus others too many to mention Sell a kidney... I have a liver for sale... pickled... nice with wine

Maybe he has anal piercings, I suggest you look closely 2 fingers should do it

Thats an old joke, Lee Mack told it when I saw him last April (I mean on stage... obviously... not, like, a random meeting.. )

I thought that was an abbreviation of peadophile The same applies to Liverpool fans as to Forest fans... face it, you've had your heyday, now you're just a run of the mill club, both of you. Now STOP telling everyone how good you are based on the past successes. You'll never hear a foxes fan talk about the good old days... Will you?

Not anymore !!

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Oh God Oh God Ohhhhhhhhh God...!!!

Or cvtemplate.co.uk similar kinda thing or google cv templates, like I did

Try monster.com they have templates and suggestions of layout and inclusions to get yourself over well in writing.

You keep your tackle in BOXES??? And your boxes have HOLES in them??? Thats just careless