21st Century Fox

Making the mistake of coming in here for news and reading the 999,999,999th cannon pun...

But has anyone coined a terrible nickname yet? With Ian Nacho possibly leaving and Timmy Chestnuts out the door, we'll be seriously lacking in the key cringe positions.

Excels at penetrating the box also.

It's like an AI generated launch video. They definitely got knocked back by Messi first.

Harry Kane signs a new boot deal with... *checks notes*... Sketchers!

I mean they also sold Salisu as well but it doesn't get around the fact they spent £100m last season. Much like us, I doubt all these sales will be going straight into their war chest

I'm not sure Southampton have the liquidity that everyone thinks. They spent close to £100m last season with only Romeu moving the other way for a fairly nominal fee. Also Lavia and Livramento will have fairly hefty sell-on clauses. It'll all boil down to how badly their owners want to gamble on promotion.

He's gone back to pick up another copy of Gray's Sports Almanac. Spilt Fanta on his other one.

MON announcing the numbers to the ball rather than his mic.

Southampton losing 3-1 with 72% possession. Russell Martin is really earning that "the next Brendan Rodgers" title.

We need a hide KDH thread assp.

The year is 2051 and Leicester supporters confidently watch their team defend a corner.

This is going to be a white knuckle season!

Yeah that seems to be the general consensus looking through this thread

Praet looked ecstatic

We're getting beaten by a team whose conditioning training consisted of who could load the bigger plate at the Premier Inn breakfast buffet.

It's coming from a corner isn't it.

Faes has found his level.

36:24

Jokes on them, we'll let him run down his contract and leave on a free.

Yo.

Sounds like we're playing a real life Pro-Evo team!

I did notice in the video of the players parading around a waterlogged pitch yesterday that VK has the look of someone who's realised what a circus he's signed up for...