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The place cards on the tables at the wedding reception.

Ornstein must've caused the share price in Tena to spike massively this week.

That 12 year old kid is towering over him.

It's going to be Southampton, I can just feel it.

I don't want to knock the guy before we've seen him play but I've heard he's a bit sheet.

Soyuncu joining Big Dan in the Süper Lig by the looks of it.

Just noticed, they're on General Sale over on their website and they have a members offer on that day.

Me too, BS3! BS3! I can see this having to be a fist bitter in the home end.

Glad Goodman just explained the basic function of a goalkeeper for us.

Grab your gloves Willy.

He can finally get that move to Saudi Arabi he's been flirting with for months.

"Daniel Iversen hasa mada loana"

Keep Daka!

I'll start by saying, I'll eat a Caramel Wafer above other chocolate bars but there's no getting around the fact that the texture of the stale wafer itself, is as if Tunnocks are still working their way through the first batch they made in 1952 (Yes, I googled it). The Teacake however is like some celestial being has scrapped some of heaven's cloud onto a delicate biscuit and gently coated it in chocolate, each being quality checked by God himself. Secondly, can I say how disheartening it is to be in the Football Forum and read a posters opinions and go "yeah I really agree with this chap, we're definitely on the same wavelength", only to then come to General Chat and realise that they in fact have opinions on confectionary akin to Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Oh dear god please! Atalanta's head of senior recruitment Lee Congerton is one of the names being considered by Sir Jim Ratcliffe for a sporting director role at Manchester United.

Beautiful human being/quiche.

I remember seeing him play for Forest Green Rovers against Bristol Rovers a couple of seasons ago in League 2 and he was absolutely anonymous the entire game. His progress from what I saw then to what we're seeing now is immense, really pleased for him.

It's still taking a lot of getting used to watching the tight passing around at the back but the guy seems to exude carm. Misplaced a pass last night that could have gifted a goal but got straight back to it with barely a wobble. He also looked livid after conceding the goal, just seems to have the right mentality all round.

Had to sit in the home end with my Saints supporting Father in law... as I did for 0-9. I deserved a bloody Oscar both nights.

If we aren't presenting one of these to each player to mark an appearance for the club, the world's gone mad. Simply stunning.